Reply To: Scrumpy all round!

You tell me what the rumour looks like and I’ll get Nob to ferret it out (as we say in Bree).

How do you feel about being called a ‘Lost Traveller’, by the way? You ought to ask that nice Elf fellow to change your byline to ‘Unhasty Ent’. And if I ask him nicely, perhaps he’ll change mine to say ‘Innkeeper rather than ‘Inkeeper’. After all, I’m sometimes out rather than in.