THE TAPROOM 2

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December 4, 2013 at 9:20 pm #29258
Turambar
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I like dusty corners. Always a pleasure to have a drink with you, Master Thingol.
December 4, 2013 at 9:22 pm #29259
ddaines
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A drink is good for clearing dust from the throat, two even better 😆
December 4, 2013 at 9:23 pm #29260
Turambar
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What a crowd in here Master Barliman. Better to hurry up your serving, our throuts are more dusty as you might know . . .
December 4, 2013 at 9:25 pm #29261
Turambar
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The barkeeper is gone . . . What does he want to say?

SELFSERVICE !!!!!
December 4, 2013 at 9:35 pm #29262
erchamion
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selfservice, you say? ……. It´s good ……. I will drink other ale with you
December 4, 2013 at 9:35 pm #29263
Barliman
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The Barkeep has not gone, he lives here. He simply went to set up a fresh barrel of Special Scrumpy Reserve XXXX, and to clip Nob round the ear for not dusting in here more often.
December 4, 2013 at 9:40 pm #29264
Turambar
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Scrumpy Reserve XXXX you say , Master Barliman?!
I never doupted your gentleness . . .
December 4, 2013 at 9:57 pm #29265
ddaines
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4 xxxx, well what more needs to be said :lol:, hic!!
December 4, 2013 at 10:00 pm #29266
Barliman
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Put your blood-poisoning specialist on standby, baby.
December 5, 2013 at 7:46 am #29272
Thingol
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Barliman wrote:

Put your blood-poisoning specialist on standby, baby.

😆 I think someone might need an infusion after this xxxx scrumpy
December 5, 2013 at 8:59 am #29273
Turambar
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An ifusion????
Yes, an XXXX strong coffee, intravenous s´il vous plait.
December 5, 2013 at 9:03 am #29274
Barliman
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Sorry, Middle-earth hasn’t discovered coffee yet. But I can offer various herbal infusions.
December 5, 2013 at 9:55 am #29275
Mornedhel
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I know about herbal infusion mixed up with “some” alcohol from Mirkwood (Schwarzwald). Do you serve one of them Master Barliman?
December 5, 2013 at 10:56 am #29278
Barliman
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Do you want it with added rat’s tail?
December 5, 2013 at 4:55 pm #29284
Theobald
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huoommm … I wouldn’t recommend to mix “Schwarzwälder Kirschwasser” with rat’s tails, Master Barliman … huoommm … that’s not was Master Mornedhel was thinking of … huom … I’m sure …
but what about a free “grumpy” for everyone around here just for having a toast at me and my entry … rhuôm .. you see that on the left … huommmrhuommm … Master Barliman still keeps that many barrels of that liquid, so … why not try it? …. hoommm …
cheers …
er, Master Barliman, sorry, but I cannot find them bartabs on which you usually Keep record about such events … huomm …
December 5, 2013 at 5:37 pm #29285
Barliman
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But every alcoholic beverage tastes better with added rat’s tail!
December 5, 2013 at 5:44 pm #29288
erchamion
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Yes, sure! I will drink some of this…..

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December 5, 2013 at 5:51 pm #29290
Barliman
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I’m glad you’re coing round to my vieews on superior brewing. I think I’ve got some of these bottles in the cellar if you want to try one.
December 5, 2013 at 5:58 pm #29292
erchamion
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Yes, please. I don´t like the “red” water that friends drink here recently. Also any drink can kill me …… (more) ………
December 6, 2013 at 3:36 pm #29323
Theobald
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huoommm … one musician playing for a dance is a bit insufficient, isn’t it? …rhuoommm … as for me, I think you need a rhythm for your feet and a melody for your brainy-things … rhûom … that’s what I always thought of … huomm … anyway, it was just an idea I once had … hoomm …
Master Barliman, may I have a bowl of that clear-clean-non-sparkeling-honey-coloured-watery-thing-with a-rat-tail-in it … ?
… huomm … coiny-things you say? … hom … I have none, but I’m sure you still keep these bartaps of mine you’re collecting … huom … you might add one of those marks upon one of them, which will make them even more valuable … huomm … er … if you don’t mind, please? … huûôm …
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