THE TAPROOM 2

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December 28, 2013 at 10:14 pm #29547
Mornedhel
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I will share this bowl with happiness dear folk
December 29, 2013 at 8:48 am #29548
Milo
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I wasn’t sure we could enjoy it to be honest. There is for us a threashold not to be reached for snow depth if you see what I mean, which I doubt you have the same!
December 31, 2013 at 8:26 am #29551
Mornedhel
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Hi Master brewer

A good breakfast before starting the festivities tonight … and a bowl of coffee mixed up with whiskey and an egg
December 31, 2013 at 4:58 pm #29553
Thingol
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….. and yes almost one year’s gone… hm…. what now… in new one… just lot’s of health, happiness and CT figures to all of you guys… cheers… to all… I’m going now into the sunrise of the 2013…

HAPPY NEW YEAR…..
December 31, 2013 at 11:05 pm #29555
Gildor
MMP Elder
and a happy new year to you all ladies and gentlemen… all my best wishes for the forthcoming year
January 1, 2014 at 1:10 am #29556
Mornedhel
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Happy new year
January 1, 2014 at 3:14 am #29557
Turambar
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. . .the fish is been eating, the meat is been eating, the ice cream is gone, the wine is empty, the store of Golden Dwarf coctail is closed,
the dwarves are gone . . .
So for me- left here- it is turn to say: A Happy New Year to all of you friendly fellows!

Time to have some pillow talk . . .
January 1, 2014 at 8:06 am #29558
Barliman
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Yes, a Happy New Year to you all, gentlemen!

(PS. Merely in the interests of further improving your very excellent Westron, Master Archer, you might like to know that what you’ve written as “is been eating” should actually be rendered “has been eaten”. Yes, I know, Westron is a daft language, and yet your version of it is still vastly superior to that of the average Bree school-leaver…)

(PPS. Have you folk decided on any New Year resolutions?)

(PPPS. Make sure that it’s the real Strider….no, hang on, I think I’m getting confused with another list I was supposed to remember…..)
January 1, 2014 at 10:22 am #29559
sevlag
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NEW YEAR THAT IS FOR YOU THE REAL RECIPE OF THE HAPPINESS:

Broth healthy
A small amount of vitality
A good shot of joy
A zest for success
A dash of humor
A touch of happiness
A pinch of love

All sprinkled with a bit of luck

HAPPY NEW YEAR GENTLEMEN
January 1, 2014 at 11:09 am #29560
Theobald
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huooommmm … ah, yes, I’m a bit late again … huom … anyway, I wish everybody around here a very Happy New Year … huôoô^m …
January 1, 2014 at 11:45 am #29561
Barliman
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Ah, yes, ahem, I should have said Happy New Year to the few ladies amongst us as well. And the trees. A very rude slip on my part…. I should have just said “Happy New Year to everyone!”
January 1, 2014 at 2:39 pm #29562
Theobald
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huoommm … you’re not rude at all, Master Barliman, keeper of bartaps, not at all … rhuom … it’s just that you sometimes are too much focused on the regulars that pay, which are non-trees and not very often female, as far as I know … huoommm …
anyway … that’s settled, isn’t it. … huommm …I dare to comment on your latest postsciptums, if you don’t mind, please …huom

First: Westron indeed is a rather difficult tongue to be used accordingly, isn’t it. hoom … So, if you just put one or two words right that means “a fish is (still) being eaten” … huoommm … er, which means … rhuommm … must be some of that Lossoth-food meseems …

Second … rhuom … according to your second postscribtum … huom … nay, I haven’t, as good resolutions don’t work and can turn out to be a resolution of swelling and be put aside each and any day … huoommm … better to have plans, or at least concepts … hooomm …. I hope this answers your query about this matter ….hom …

Third: … huom … he’s not the “real Strider”, as everyone knows, because there never was one … huom … though … if you refer to the Man in the Dark … huomm … he’s not only sitting around in the “Pony” and smoking his pipe and drinking a beer, as far as I know … huooommmm …..

Huooommmm …. at least everyone around here has noticed by now, that my resolution for 2014 was not to become less talkative …. rhûom … though I’m not sure if that would not have been a much more wiser and better decision … huoommm …

Hoommm … alas, all of you know how much time it takes for an Ent to decide and most of you know about the way Ents describe, what you call simple matters …. huommm … so, I stop talking for today, at least … hom … ? … Huom … rhuommm !!! … mind the number on the left, please … and again wishing everybody around here a good what’s left here of 14 …. huoommm …
January 1, 2014 at 3:04 pm #29563
Barliman
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Not sure I understand your comment re my comment on correct Westron, but that’s the ambiguity of language for you.

And I’m shocked by your news that there never was a real Strider! Do you mean the alleged Ranger who escorted Frodo from Bree was an imposter? How dreadful! I assume he was one of those criminals who steal other people’s personalities – I’ve heard about them. Luckily I don’t think Strider carried any credit cards worth clonling, and even if he did, there aren’t many cash machines between Bree and Rivendell.
January 1, 2014 at 5:30 pm #29564
Theobald
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huommm … maybe I got you wrong before, Master Barliman, and sorry for that …. huoommm … it’s just because I was lazying around here as it wasn’t busy … huoommm … as for the Strider, it was just a jest, you know …. rhuom … though, mind please that somewhere there’s always a hole in the wall, might be even in Bree or Rivendell… huom …. hooommm … besides, language is not ambiguous, just some words are … rhu°om …
January 1, 2014 at 5:39 pm #29565
ddaines
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A Happy and prosperous New Year to one and all, not sure that I want to celebrate with a Golden Dwarf cocktail, but having watched naked dwarves dancing in the fountains of Rivendell (extended DVD in case you thought I have had too much Scrumpy ) I might just need one or two!!

Let’s see what 2014 brings, hopefully a bit more from the hands of CT .
January 1, 2014 at 6:25 pm #29566
Mornedhel
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Chris is actually very busy sculpting but not on Mithrils )
January 1, 2014 at 8:27 pm #29567
Thingol
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Mornedhel wrote:

Chris is actually very busy sculpting but not on Mithrils )

…. indeed great new year’s news
January 1, 2014 at 8:29 pm #29568
Thingol
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Naked dwarves, golden dwarves, I also see dwarf in my town yesterday… what to do with all those dwarves…. in new year… who knows what would be in extended edition of second hobbit movie… naked dwarves climbing on misty mountain cheers to you guys…
January 2, 2014 at 12:03 am #29569
Turambar
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Mornedhel wrote:

Chris is actually very busy sculpting but not on Mithrils )

THERE IT IS: FIRST GOOD NEWS OF THE YEAR !!!!

Concerning this Westron matters I have to say, I do NOT use those translation thingies, just use what the teacher teached me in school . . .
( I still must have some lumps of the chalk pieces he used throwing into my direction . . . )

That shivers a bit after consuming six Golden Dwarf cocktails . . . 😎
January 2, 2014 at 7:27 am #29570
Barliman
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Turambar wrote:

Concerning this Westron matters I have to say, I do NOT use those translation thingies, just use what the teacher teached me in school . . .
( I still must have some lumps of the chalk pieces he used throwing into my direction . . . )

Your Westron teacher clearly wasn’t as aggressive as my French teacher. I still have dents in my head from the rulers and blackboard erasers he used to throw at me……
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