THE TAPROOM 2

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September 2, 2011 at 1:24 pm #20050
shadyt
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I have some ideas for future suggestions and they do not include orcs or trolls. One of them I have mentioned here a few months ago and it was recieved very well!
September 2, 2011 at 4:21 pm #20058
Theobald
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Huoommm … Gentlemen, I do really not want to disturb your very serious talks … huoomm …
but this very place is a pub … gruuoohhmmrhuomm … nicely being re-decorated several times within the last 10 years or so … huomm … you know …
I don’t mind having people sitting around here, that’s what the place was meant for … rhuoommm … but could you please pass on some orders? … huom … mind that there’s no discount on anything you order and any criticism about the quality of the perfect and tasty scrumpy will have you a lawyer reacting to that offence … rhuoommm … yes, of course, first you pay with them coiny things, then you will be served very kindly in an approximate way … rhuoomm … rhuoommmm … [trying to manage this place in the absence of the barkeep] …
alas … it’s a hard job for an old tree, which is me in Bree for free ….. rhuoommm …
September 4, 2011 at 12:05 pm #20097
Theobald
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Huoommmm … so I must have done something wrong … huoomm … no one around here any more after what I said last … errr …. keeps me worrying … rhuooommmhuom … all day I have to think of Master Barliman’s reaction when he returns and sees that his Pony was run down because of me, the tree, after he left me in charge of this place …. rhuooommm … alas … I’m afraid he might take his axe and regard me as firewood … rhuomm … so, what can I do? … run away quickly and hide outside Bree? … hooommm … even Bob’s cat and Nob look at me as if … you know? … rhûomdomhom … I also better leave before it’s too late … hom
September 4, 2011 at 1:39 pm #20098
jdbrown55
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It is alright, Master Tree. I am here, so you are not alone.
September 4, 2011 at 2:11 pm #20100
hsf62
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No worries Master Ent, you got our support, no one will use you as firewood, only as a christmas tree….:lol:
Far to important not to loose you wisdom!
September 4, 2011 at 3:28 pm #20103
Theobald
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Huom … ah, thank you, lads for supporting an old tree in Bree … rhuoomm … I guess the Man in the Dark also was present all the time … rhuoommm … not being very talkative over there in his hangout, but mind that I witness him because of the slight scent being sent from his pipe … huommm …
Rhuommm … Master Hsf62, what do you mean? … to “loose” one’s wisdom is different from to “lose” it, as far as I know …. rhuoommm … anyway …. so I would like to say that the three of you can have a drink for free …. huoommm …. that’s me … huommmmmm …
September 4, 2011 at 3:42 pm #20104
hsf62
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Love the tree!
Sometimes the fingers are to heavy and they need some rest on some buttons which indeed extends the words….
No, we don’t want to lose you Master Ent, even if we don’t have loose to pay for your tap. (Bloody English! LOL)
Schwaetz halt Schwaebisch so wie i au!
September 4, 2011 at 9:48 pm #20122
Theobald
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Rhuoomm … Schwäbish is a tongue I’m not really used to speaking it perfectly … rhuoomm … though I still can well understand you in that language but cannot speak it myself… anyway … rhuoomm … let’s try the next barrel … rhuoommm … by now I know what keeps a barkeeep busy … always trying to find that tub and spoon … rhuoohuom … hard work indeed … huoommm … the first pint from that barrel is for you, Master Hsf62, of course … rhuoommm …
though please don’t mind if I await you reaction before I gladly will join in and fill me a bowl of that liquid myself …rhuomme … rhúhomme … hooommmmm …dom
cheers ….
September 5, 2011 at 1:39 pm #20142
hsf62
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All good Master Ent, it didn’t kill me, so you can fill your bowl aswell…
September 5, 2011 at 3:54 pm #20152
Theobald
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huoommm … so, no stomach ache? … still can see clearly? … no bumping sounds in the brain? … sore throat, no? … rhuoommm … then the liquid is alright meseems … huommm … Prost, Master Hsf62 …. hom
September 5, 2011 at 5:51 pm #20160
Milo
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Master Ent !
Sorry, I’ve been off here for several days finsihing my dwarves on a big Carrock.
Do not fear for hobbits will always come back here…when times for some adventure occurs

Cheers to your bowl and Santé !
Barliman ? what’s going on, where is my pint ?
September 7, 2011 at 9:00 pm #20199
Turambar
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Off the ale??!!
So, Master Barliman is gone, Nob is sunken somewhere and the Tree won´t offers the drinks we need . . .
he regards himself in that mirror . . . mmmmmmhhhhhhh.

Better for me to leave this place for quiet a while. I go out into direction south and try to find Master Barliman somewhere there.
So I hope I won´t miss too many important things here . . .
Be brave, fellows . . .

PS: Master Forest Warden, the two figures out of the attic reached me today and put a smile upon my face . . .
(isn´t that Coldplay?! Oh just add this band on my “holiday-playlist” before leaving . . . )
September 7, 2011 at 9:20 pm #20200
ddaines
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Turambar wrote:

Off the ale??!!
So, Master Barliman is gone, Nob is sunken somewhere and the Tree won´t offers the drinks we need . . .
he regards himself in that mirror . . . mmmmmmhhhhhhh.

Better for me to leave this place for quiet a while. I go out into direction south and try to find Master Barliman somewhere there.
So I hope I won´t miss too many important things here . . .
Be brave, fellows . . .

PS: Master Forest Warden, the two figures out of the attic reached me today and put a smile upon my face . . .
(isn´t that Coldplay?! Oh just add this band on my “holiday-playlist” before leaving . . . )

Didn’t Barliman head North Christoph?
September 8, 2011 at 9:56 am #20202
hsf62
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North, south?! It depends on where you start of! :lol::lol::lol:
September 8, 2011 at 2:36 pm #20208
Theobald
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Huoommmm … the confusion simply is because of the fact that Master Barliman went north and Master Turambar is about to leave towards the south … rhuoommm … as for me, I’ve always been here lately … huoommm … it were most of the others who were absent … huom
September 8, 2011 at 7:29 pm #20212
ddaines
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hsf62 wrote:

North, south?! It depends on where you start of! :lol::lol::lol:

Or how much scrumpy you have drunk before you leave 😆
September 9, 2011 at 7:55 pm #20222
Theobald
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Huoommm … alas, you said ale, Master Quendil, right? … huoomm … though I really can recommend some very-fine-tasty Scrumpy, which is a special brew you just find in this Pony … huommm … see I’m just in charge of the Pony as Master Barliman once again decided to take one of his holiday-things … rhuoommm …. anyway it will please him that your’re willing to pay for them ales freely with them coiny things … he’s not used to it … rhuoommm … so, ale that is, Master Quendil, right?
… rhuoommm …. no problem at all … I’ll have to find Nob somewhere to have Master Milo’s three breakfeasts being prepared in time for tomorrow … rhuoomm … at the moment I’m a bit busy trying to sort all them bar tabs in a order from A to Z … rhuoomm … hard work that is indeed … rhhoooûommtidoommm … it’s a mess when ever the barkeep is away and leaves me in charge of these very fine premises … rhuoommm … hard work indeed … huoom …
So here they are , Master Quendil… 73 ales … huom … I hope I got it right … H°U°U°Uomm …
…. rhuom? … err … right, it’s my 3400th entry, so I feel free to add a wee dram of spicy-scrumpy thing going with every beer you take … rhuommm …

cheers, ladies and gents … I hope you keep on
September 9, 2011 at 10:23 pm #20226
Thingol
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… cheers for all of yours 3400 posts wise Master Ent…. you will almost reach the total number of your age in middle earth…
September 9, 2011 at 10:25 pm #20227
Thingol
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And now something completely different !

http://www.coolminiornot.com/articles/1095-bree-village

Did anybody know this guy… Richard Poisson ! He made a wonderful diorama of Bree Village !!!!! Take a look at this link !
September 10, 2011 at 4:26 am #20228
Gavin
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It’s been linked here before, but its still utterly amazing.
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