THE TAPROOM 2

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July 12, 2011 at 4:56 pm #18534
Milo
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Barliman, your help deserves something in return, so please, for once, be my guest here, take a sit, tell me what you wanna drink and I bring it to you (and I pay of course).
July 12, 2011 at 6:02 pm #18537
Barliman
Participant
Since you’re paying, I’ll have a gallon of scrumpy, please – the type with extra rats’ tails. Luvverly.
July 13, 2011 at 9:05 am #18548
Milo
Participant
Sorry Bariliman, It took me hours to find a clean gallon without asking were I should have looked for…

Here is your scrumpy, extra rats’ tail as requested, and the money also.
July 13, 2011 at 9:14 am #18549
Barliman
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Money! There’s something I haven’t seen for a while.
July 13, 2011 at 8:37 pm #18560
Turambar
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Posting pictures does make thirsty, Master Thingol. Let´s have a cold drink here in this “new” pony.
May I give you an invitation . . .
You need some coiny thingies Master Barli . . . Let me help you.

PS: my drink is already done, hicks. No more time left . . . you know the reason Master Thingol . . .
July 13, 2011 at 8:38 pm #18562
Thingol
Participant
Thanks for invitation dear Mirkwood friend…. I have also some coiny thingies…. for few mugs of black beer for me and Master Archer…
July 13, 2011 at 9:04 pm #18564
Barliman
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(Kerchinnnnng) Now I have a few more coiny things. The more the merrier.
July 16, 2011 at 9:41 pm #18597
Wirilome
Participant
*hides in a corner, snatchs a juicy hobbit and goes to eat*

I want a new section here! “The grumpy wives”, that’s the title! Somewhere where us poor lonesome wives can say whatever we want AGAINST those awfull little bits of metal of yours ;p
July 16, 2011 at 9:42 pm #18598
Gildor
MMP Elder
well… master Milo just left my humble house, with some improvised gifts actually. Eveyrything went fine, I’ll have some pics to post tomorrow I hope

quite a pleasant evening (from 6pm to 11pm) … and a new big glasscase for my wall… that will be more than helpful!
July 16, 2011 at 9:44 pm #18599
Wirilome
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Pleasant? Pleasant? Having you too speaking of metal bits wasn’t pleasant! 😡

Ok, quite charming to be honest, but well, I’m an angry wife ;p
July 16, 2011 at 9:48 pm #18600
Barliman
Participant
You should eat your husband. Isn’t that the usual way spiders solve their domestic disputes?
July 16, 2011 at 9:50 pm #18601
Gildor
MMP Elder
and what would become of all this metal? and more importantly, who would run this place ? I suppose you want to take my place master Butterbur! I knew it! this is a conspiracy!!!!
July 16, 2011 at 9:53 pm #18602
Wirilome
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hehehehehehe

hyark hyark hyark hyark

*casts webs all over the place to ambush her little juicy elf*
July 16, 2011 at 11:08 pm #18603
Theobald
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:)huoomm … not all female spiders do eat husbands, as far as I know … though Mistress Wirilóme might think differently tonight … huoomm … just give him one more chance, Mistress, as he’s a good guy and deserves to be treated fair … rhuoommm … mind that he’s only human pretending being elvish, sometimes … rhuooouômmm …
July 16, 2011 at 11:42 pm #18604
Gildor
MMP Elder
mmhhhh, who claims I am no elf?
July 17, 2011 at 11:22 am #18609
Theobald
Participant
…. err, nobody, Sir … of course no one would dare to doubt, Master Gildor … huoommm ….
July 17, 2011 at 11:58 am #18611
Barliman
Participant
(Have you checked his ears, just to be sure?)
July 17, 2011 at 1:42 pm #18613
Wirilome
Participant
(I just cut them with a dulled knife to make them more pointy)
July 17, 2011 at 6:50 pm #18618
twrich
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a voice from a dark corner says: “Just nibble on him a little bit at a time. That way he lives to continue his important work here. And you, Mistress Spider, always have him around for a fresh snack.”
July 17, 2011 at 7:37 pm #18622
twrich
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Well hello Master Barkeep, You are up late! Mrs. B must be tucked in by now. Come have a cool beverage with me.

And now I see estel and erchamion. Please join us, and let us put our troubles in the past.

And now Thingol too! I guess this is the busy time of night. Pull up a stool and have a drink Master Thingol.

And now Master Elf is here, I don’t think I’ve seen 5 people in the pony at once in a long time, please, Master Elf, have a nice glass of red wine!
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