THE TAPROOM 2

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October 30, 2011 at 2:24 pm #21281
hsf62
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Ahem, by the way I have a large one too! Thanks Master Barliman!
October 30, 2011 at 2:44 pm #21282
Milo
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You are damned right Holger, hobbit sized barrel cannot be a smal one !
Cheers Fellows !
October 30, 2011 at 3:32 pm #21283
Theobald
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Huoommm … did my work for today … rhuoomm … Ahh, Master Milo, good ol’ chap want trying to run out my entries tonight … rhuoomm … I’m afraid this night won’t suffice … rhuom … unless you haste a bit …. gruuuooou°u°mm …
October 30, 2011 at 4:29 pm #21284
hsf62
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Very unlikely indeed Master Ent. Would be quite a few entries for one night I believe…..:rolleyes:
October 30, 2011 at 6:02 pm #21285
Theobald
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rhuoomm … Master Caster, so you might be right … huoommrhuoomm … as he’s at the bottom of uprising mountains at the moment … gruoomm … well, what about a nice bowl of clear-clean-non-sparking-honey-coloured-watery-liquid-which-is not affected-by-drowning-rats-or-furballs-of-cats-though-providing a taste of appely-watery-liquid … huoommm … or whatever it is … huoomm … Master Barliman might find out what I mean … he’s used to cope with me, ya know … rhuoommm … patient man that is indeed … huom … so, cheers, Master Hsf62 …
October 30, 2011 at 6:06 pm #21286
Milo
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Santé les amis !
October 30, 2011 at 6:55 pm #21287
Barliman
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Patient indeed, Master Tree, and not much prone to hastiness myself these days. I’ve taken a leaf out of your book (or beard…not sure which it was).
October 30, 2011 at 8:38 pm #21290
Theobald
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huoommm … there wasn’t a leave in the book …alas .. and, by the by, I never send you any book in which a tree and leave could be hidden … rhuoomm … nay, that’s what I know … huoomm … wonder what you are talking about … rhuomm … hom? … better top up this bowl …rhuoomm …
October 31, 2011 at 2:57 am #21296
cameosis
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i initially read “leak” instead of “leaf” … :rolleyes: 😆
October 31, 2011 at 1:44 pm #21305
Theobald
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huooommmm …. hom? … hmmm … so today it’s time to order some tiny-metal- Phaeton-design-things, isn’t it? … huooommmm … fine figures they are … saw them about some months ago … huomm … very nice indeed … somehow “back to the roots” it is, right? … huommmmm
October 31, 2011 at 7:50 pm #21316
cameosis
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chris tubb will put one of each aside for me, so it was a good day.
October 31, 2011 at 8:09 pm #21319
Theobald
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Huommm … not necessary to provide this here, Master Cameosis … rhuoomm .. better keep that barkeep busy here filling my bowl again … rhuoomm … alas … where’s the master-Barliman-barkeep ? … just see them straying cats around here … rhuoomm … anyway, a good day it was indeed … ended with an empty bowl, no barkeep to take care of that, leaves falling … preparing to rehearse that Christmas Tree again after having cleaned all them wargskins at the front door properly … rhuoommm … though, to be honest, I really cannot haste each and everything … huom .. though I try …
October 31, 2011 at 10:31 pm #21325
Barliman
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You’re very useful to have around, Master Tree, you know your duties and I don’t even have tio keep an eye on you. Unlike that scalliwag Nob.
October 31, 2011 at 11:09 pm #21327
Theobald
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rhuoommm … thanks a lot, Master Barliman, but what about my empty bowl … huomm … yes, I do know that your memory is like a lumber-room … rhuoomm … I’m sure we’ll cope with those minor problems in the ent … rhuoommm … rhuoomm … err, … problem is that I caught Nob while you were absent … let him clean the stables in the backyard of the Pony … rhuoomm … that’s why he cannot help inside the tabroom now … huoomm … he might be busy for at least some more days to cope with that … ahem … you know what …. rhuoommm … he’s reliable and sometimes does what you ask him to do … rhuoommm … you just have to be a bit more patient … huommmm … but that’s what we have learned in the past years … huoomm …. but, who is “tio” you let keep an eye upon me? …. rhuoomm … never heard of him before …. huoomm … must be a spy-thing I guess … alas, could be Boris … huoomm … I forgot … Boris, the spider, I nearly forgot about him … rhuoomm … yes, Pete Townsend saw him first …huom …
November 1, 2011 at 7:46 am #21329
Barliman
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Tio? I have no idea who he is, but he keeps popping in uninvited. And the only reason Nob does things when you ask him is because he doesn’t want to be stomped on by a 12-foot tall tree.
November 1, 2011 at 12:57 pm #21330
Milo
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Hi Master Barliman,

Please let me offer you a drink. Take a sit and I will serve your clients meanwhile.
November 1, 2011 at 1:05 pm #21331
Theobald
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huoommmm … thank you for spoiling my self-confidence again, Master Barliman … rhuom … I always thought that it was respect that makes Nob move … huomm .. never considered it has to do with my size … huoommm … you might be right again, Master Barliman … huomm … though 12 feet is slightly wrong … huom … err, by the by, I just saw Tio at the front door … hasty animal that is indeed, and a bit shy … rhuoommm … maybe I can convince him to take a part in this year’s Christmas-tree-folly, once I get him … rhuoommm …
November 1, 2011 at 1:14 pm #21332
Theobald
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huoommm … “seat” that is … Master Milo … anyway, thanks for serving me … rhuommm … but why offer the barkeep a drink at all … huommm … it’s his job to serve around here, isn’t it? … he charges you a lot just for a bowl of clear-clean-watery-liquids, right? …. rhuoommm … ahh, so it was you, Master Milo, to have left the front door open, so that Tio just could pop in again … huoomm …
November 1, 2011 at 3:49 pm #21333
Milo
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Sorry master Ent, the door is to heavy for me ! 😆
November 1, 2011 at 5:00 pm #21334
Theobald
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huommm … Tio doesn’t mind about a door being left open, Master Milo … rhuoomm … that’s him … huom … and alas, to be honest, for Hobbits there’s no door to resist, as far as I know … rhuommm … unless you have to rely on that Gandalf to help you further on … rhuoomm … huommm … nice guy, by the way … huom
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