THE TAPROOM 2

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July 30, 2011 at 1:57 pm #19077
hsf62
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Without furballs please….
July 30, 2011 at 2:00 pm #19079
hsf62
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Oh, Master Archer is around!
Another drink for him too!
July 30, 2011 at 2:10 pm #19086
Turambar
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Cheers, Master Caster, I pay for this round!!!
July 30, 2011 at 2:11 pm #19087
hsf62
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Cheers Archer….. paid already!
July 30, 2011 at 2:12 pm #19088
Turambar
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[Exit Archer. Returning back at his workbench]
July 30, 2011 at 2:15 pm #19089
hsf62
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shivers, that was a quick drink…. with that speed I’m not being here long…
July 30, 2011 at 2:26 pm #19090
Theobald
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Huoommmm … cheers … rhuom … though I still dunno what scrumpy-takeaways are, Master Barliman … I didn’t even find it at the menue yet … huoommm … or, better wouldn’t like to find it there …. rhuoommmm … err, by the by, that menue, please, where is it? … rhuomm … it was around here last year, wasn’t it? … huommm … BPS … that is … alas .. huom
July 30, 2011 at 4:59 pm #19097
Barliman
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As I’ve told you before, we don’t have menus. If it isn’t on the tablecloth we don’t have it.
July 30, 2011 at 7:09 pm #19100
Theobald
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Huoommm … that’s what I ever was afraid of, finding out about the unkept menu just because I have to start understanding a non-existing tablecloth … rhuoommm … that’s Bree, where I do feel at home … rhuoomm …. at least sometimes … huom … I just was outside at them doors of Bree and ripped off that note saying ‘BPS – Breeish perfect Serive’ in the second, smaller line it read ‘Takeaways at the Pony’ … huoommm … see, I at once knew that this wasn’t serious, as the Pony does not provide such catering-services … huomm …
Though … I will be gone now for quite a while … some quest to serve now … rhuomm … trying to find the lost menue might rather turn out to be a bit more difficult than finding that graily-thing once … huoommm … I never ever was in search of a lost menu so far … huommm … so fair the well, mefriends, that Tree has to be busy within the next weeks … huoommm …
July 30, 2011 at 8:49 pm #19102
Barliman
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Farewell, Master Tree. Have a good trip, and don’t go near any fires.
July 30, 2011 at 9:32 pm #19105
Thingol
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Happy journey master Tree… when you come home, look at the east… with a first down you’ll find something in your post box…. Cheers !
July 31, 2011 at 12:29 pm #19133
Turambar
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A drink please, MAster Barli, for Master caster and myself. Perhaps you will join us.
July 31, 2011 at 12:31 pm #19135
hsf62
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Yes please, Barli seems to be talkative today….
Cheers!
July 31, 2011 at 3:11 pm #19150
Barliman
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I have to give my painting hand a rest occasionally. I need all my strength to pull pints most of the time.
July 31, 2011 at 3:20 pm #19151
Theobald
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Huoommmm … what do you think? … rhuommm … yesterday I said I’ll be off for a while, right? … huooommm … but I didn’t say I was leaving yesterday, did I? … rhuommm … please mind that I never so far could haste anything … rhuoomm … you all should know by now … huom …
Err … by the way, that “Lost-menu-quest” I am about to solve might be more difficult than I first thought … rhuoommm … paper? papyrus scroll? scratched cowskin? rolled patinated copper sheet with etched signs on it? … alas, you might have a guess now what is my problem … rhuom
.. maybe someone can help me, please …. huoommm …
Well, yes, that barkeep … wasn’t present until last night … huom … maybe he’s just in lack of puns … aye, hush, better than being in lack of buns … huoommm …
Now please, does anyone around here know about where to find that liquid our dear Elf consumes to have some Elven maidens dancing on his table … ? … rhuoommm … might become another experience to me … huoommmmm
July 31, 2011 at 3:26 pm #19152
Theobald
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Huoommm … ooops, once he hears me talking, he re-appears … huommm …
pulling pints? … no, though pulling pints really needs a lot of strength …. rhuoommm … have you ever thought of taking out them furballs before you add a new barrel …. rhuom … ?
July 31, 2011 at 4:39 pm #19155
Barliman
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As for the menus, I wouldn’t have thought you’d approve of paper, Master Tree! And I can’t use vellum (it would offend the veggies and vegans), hence my letting the dribbles on the tablecloth tell the story. It’s always worked till now. I suppose the problem for you is that you’re too tall to see the blotches clearly, and you ca’t bend down to take a closer look.
July 31, 2011 at 4:59 pm #19156
Theobald
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Huoommm … thank you very much, Master Barliman … so paper? … no vellum? … okidoki … I do understand your concerns about veggies and vegans very well as you always have to consider running your premises well … huoommm … as for me size … well, problem was that I was outside the Pony when I lately uttered my concerns … rhuoommm … the problem was that them d****d clouds were below my bottom part of the face …. rhuoommm … know what I mean? … huom …
July 31, 2011 at 9:29 pm #19172
Thingol
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…. knock… knock… knock… one cold beer please… Is there anybody in there Just nod if you can hear me… Is there anyone home…. in inn…. etc…. knock.. knock… knock…
July 31, 2011 at 10:26 pm #19174
twrich
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A voice from a dark corner says: “Pink Floyd, very nice . . . . my favorites of all time!”
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