THE TAPROOM 3
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February 14, 2014 at 1:53 pm #29836
What about Scrumpy ?
February 14, 2014 at 2:20 pm #29837Scrumpy isn´t served here either. Maybe we should take over: SELFSERVICE !
But, listen. The last time if I went downstairs looking for the CELLAR, I confused the doors and found myself inside the DUNGEON.
No liquids, but strange other things . . .February 14, 2014 at 5:37 pm #29838huuooooommmm …. no self-service at all, ladies and gentlemen … rhU°mmm … no … not at all … huomm … you might have witnessed that our dear barkeep is very much busy with “real life” in case you have read his latest entry… huoommm … so I think it’s better I take over here for a while, before you rascals ruin and plunder the new taproom …. rhu^0m … I did that once, some time ago when Master Barliman was absent …. rhuoohuom … you might remember … gruooômm … with this I have to put myself in charge of running this new Taproom 3 for a while …. Hom ! …
… huom … so, first orders for breakfast tomorrow morning will not be accepted before 10 o’clock … mind, please … huom … any orders tonight will be served tomorrow night … huom … you know I cannot haste, dear customers and regulars … hom … I’ll do what I can in Master Barliman’s absence … huom … thank you for accepting this …February 15, 2014 at 12:35 pm #29839Hi Master Ent!
I feel a cup of tea & some good biscuits can warn me while I try to dry my feet near the fire place.So wet this month….
February 15, 2014 at 5:33 pm #29840huoommm … ah, there’s a regular ordering … rhuomm … huomm ? biscuits? … well, Master Milo I found some biscuits I saved in taproom 2, you remember the left-overs from Yuletide … huomm … er, not very much crunchy any more, you know … but as biscuits are not very often ordered in The Pony they’re all I can serve you … huomm … mind please, that some people think that wine becomes better after some ages … huooomm … I think it’ll be the same with biscuits … rhu°om … ah yes, cup of tea you said … rhuom … just a moment, please … hoooom? … alas, there’s no cup behind the bar, so I think a mug will do, right? … hom … tea? … yes, I know, that’s the watery-honey-coloured liquid … huom … I have it here in one of the tabs … huomm … so you’ll have a fresh draught honey-coloured-tea-thing liquid served by a treeish (not Breeish) master-barkeep in charge … huom?
as for warmth you found the hearth to warm your fuzzy feet … hom … right, if you want a warm tea-ish-honey-coloured liquid I advise to place the mug next to your feet and wait awhile … rhuoomm …
Hah, that’s what we Ents call perfect service … rhuôm …February 16, 2014 at 6:55 am #29841What about a nice cool scrumpy Master Ent! How long will that take?
February 16, 2014 at 9:28 am #29842hsf62 wrote:What about a nice cool scrumpy Master Ent! How long will that take?….. it has enough in stock. Just take a look deeper into the barrel which is located in the dust behind the bar…. today is scrumpy on self-service
February 16, 2014 at 11:22 am #29843huoommm … ah, glad to have you around here again, Master Hsf62 …. huom … a cool scrumpy can be served immediately … huom …. hoom … it’s warm down under, isn’t it? … huooommm … so you get an extra-chilled scrumpy … cheers …
February 16, 2014 at 11:24 am #29844ah, no !! Master Thingol … rhuômm …. no self-service, now often do I have to tell you? … huoomm …
February 17, 2014 at 12:33 am #29845Thanks Master Ent for the fast service! Yes it is pretty warm down here. A little bit to warm right now…. I guess I need another extra-chilled scrumpy. Cheers!
February 17, 2014 at 7:56 am #29847Theobald wrote:ah, no !! Master Thingol … rhuômm …. no self-service, now often do I have to tell you? … huoomm …Then my dear rooted friend, one tea please… I like this temporarily innkeeper’s replacement…
I feel that in the inn is now a little more present “touch of nature”February 17, 2014 at 10:18 am #29848huommm … thank you, Master Thingol, any compliment is welcome … rhuoomm … so, a cup of tea then, or better a pot … hom … two more extra-chilled scrumpies for Master Hsf62 … huomrhuom … anything else?
February 18, 2014 at 11:58 am #29852Thats what I call a great service! Thank you Master Ent! I order one and get two scrumpies. You know for sure how to keep customers and barkeep happy at the same time…:lol:
February 19, 2014 at 5:51 am #29853Yawn!! OK, I am awake now. I think I remember Master Barkeep moving me to this new addition to the Pony a few days ago, very nice corner he put me in!!
Master Tree, if you have a minute I would like an ale. C’mon Nob, you slowcoach, please help Master Ent with the service!
But where is Master Barli? I hope he is well!
February 19, 2014 at 2:15 pm #29854Indeed, indeed.
Hopefully he has not mixed those different whisk-e-ys from what country however together and drank it . . .
That would have been a mistake!February 19, 2014 at 3:31 pm #29855huoommm … alright then, a large ale and some weed for The Man in the Dark … rhuom … unfortunately I also haven’t heard from our dear barkeep since he recently left the Pony … rhûoooômmm … and I also hope he’s well … huom …
Master Turambar, I think mixing those different liquids would not have caused such a long absence here … huom … mind that Master Barliman is used to the scrumpy he sells … hom … which is worse to cope with than having a blended whisky … huoom .er, looking to the left I see a nice number … huom … so I would like to offer one free wee dram for everybody around here … huom …
February 19, 2014 at 4:52 pm #29856Free? Do I hear the word “free” here?…….. Strange things happen at the Pony since Barli was absent …. I will use as kind offer…..
February 19, 2014 at 5:14 pm #29857Sorry, everyone – I overslept. But I was rudely awoken by the sound of someone using the forbidden word “Free” in the Pony. Hasn’t been heard here for an Age! (I’ve even forgotten what it means.)
Thank you to the Tree, as ever, for keeping the place tidy and functioning while I slumbered.
February 20, 2014 at 1:34 pm #29858huoommm …. ah, it’s good to have you around here again, Master Barliman … rhuomm … especially because I’m not used to hard work, you know … huomrhuom … so now I can take my time to rest a bit among the trees outside … hom
February 20, 2014 at 2:58 pm #29859Aber nicht das du da draussen Wurzeln schlaegst….. otherwise its to hard to get back in here…:lol: Sorry, couldn’t help myself!
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