THE TAPROOM 3

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  • #29836
    Milo
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      What about Scrumpy ? :D

      #29837
      Turambar
      Participant

        Scrumpy isn´t served here either. Maybe we should take over: SELFSERVICE !

        But, listen. The last time if I went downstairs looking for the CELLAR, I confused the doors and found myself inside the DUNGEON.
        No liquids, but strange other things . . .

        #29838
        Theobald
        Participant

          huuooooommmm …. no self-service at all, ladies and gentlemen … rhU°mmm … no … not at all … huomm … you might have witnessed that our dear barkeep is very much busy with “real life” in case you have read his latest entry… huoommm … so I think it’s better I take over here for a while, before you rascals ruin and plunder the new taproom …. rhu^0m … I did that once, some time ago when Master Barliman was absent …. rhuoohuom … you might remember … gruooômm … with this I have to put myself in charge of running this new Taproom 3 for a while …. Hom ! …
          … huom … so, first orders for breakfast tomorrow morning will not be accepted before 10 o’clock … mind, please … huom … any orders tonight will be served tomorrow night … huom … you know I cannot haste, dear customers and regulars … hom … I’ll do what I can in Master Barliman’s absence … huom … thank you for accepting this …

          #29839
          Milo
          Participant

            Hi Master Ent!:)
            I feel a cup of tea & some good biscuits can warn me while I try to dry my feet near the fire place.

            So wet this month….:(

            #29840
            Theobald
            Participant

              huoommm … ah, there’s a regular ordering … rhuomm … huomm ? biscuits? … well, Master Milo I found some biscuits I saved in taproom 2, you remember the left-overs from Yuletide … huomm … er, not very much crunchy any more, you know … but as biscuits are not very often ordered in The Pony they’re all I can serve you … huomm … mind please, that some people think that wine becomes better after some ages … huooomm … I think it’ll be the same with biscuits … rhu°om … ah yes, cup of tea you said … rhuom … just a moment, please … hoooom? … alas, there’s no cup behind the bar, so I think a mug will do, right? … hom … tea? … yes, I know, that’s the watery-honey-coloured liquid … huom … I have it here in one of the tabs … huomm … so you’ll have a fresh draught honey-coloured-tea-thing liquid served by a treeish (not Breeish) master-barkeep in charge … huom?
              as for warmth you found the hearth to warm your fuzzy feet … hom … right, if you want a warm tea-ish-honey-coloured liquid I advise to place the mug next to your feet and wait awhile … rhuoomm …
              Hah, that’s what we Ents call perfect service … rhuôm …

              #29841
              hsf62
              Participant

                What about a nice cool scrumpy Master Ent! How long will that take? :P

                #29842
                Thingol
                Participant
                  hsf62 wrote:
                  What about a nice cool scrumpy Master Ent! How long will that take? :P

                  ….. it has enough in stock. Just take a look deeper into the barrel which is located in the dust behind the bar…. :) today is scrumpy on self-service :)

                  #29843
                  Theobald
                  Participant

                    huoommm … ah, glad to have you around here again, Master Hsf62 …. huom … a cool scrumpy can be served immediately … huom …. hoom … it’s warm down under, isn’t it? … huooommm … so you get an extra-chilled scrumpy … cheers …

                    #29844
                    Theobald
                    Participant

                      ah, no !! Master Thingol … rhuômm …. no self-service, now often do I have to tell you? … huoomm …

                      #29845
                      hsf62
                      Participant

                        Thanks Master Ent for the fast service! Yes it is pretty warm down here. A little bit to warm right now…. I guess I need another extra-chilled scrumpy. Cheers! :P

                        #29847
                        Thingol
                        Participant
                          Theobald wrote:
                          ah, no !! Master Thingol … rhuômm …. no self-service, now often do I have to tell you? … huoomm …

                          Then my dear rooted friend, one tea please… I like this temporarily innkeeper’s replacement…
                          I feel that in the inn is now a little more present “touch of nature” :)

                          #29848
                          Theobald
                          Participant

                            huommm … thank you, Master Thingol, any compliment is welcome … rhuoomm … so, a cup of tea then, or better a pot … hom … two more extra-chilled scrumpies for Master Hsf62 … huomrhuom … anything else?

                            #29852
                            hsf62
                            Participant

                              Thats what I call a great service! Thank you Master Ent! I order one and get two scrumpies. You know for sure how to keep customers and barkeep happy at the same time…:lol:

                              #29853
                              twrich
                              Participant

                                Yawn!! OK, I am awake now. I think I remember Master Barkeep moving me to this new addition to the Pony a few days ago, very nice corner he put me in!!

                                Master Tree, if you have a minute I would like an ale. C’mon Nob, you slowcoach, please help Master Ent with the service!

                                But where is Master Barli? I hope he is well!

                                #29854
                                Turambar
                                Participant

                                  Indeed, indeed.
                                  Hopefully he has not mixed those different whisk-e-ys from what country however together and drank it . . .
                                  That would have been a mistake!

                                  #29855
                                  Theobald
                                  Participant

                                    huoommm … alright then, a large ale and some weed for The Man in the Dark … rhuom … unfortunately I also haven’t heard from our dear barkeep since he recently left the Pony … rhûoooômmm … and I also hope he’s well … huom …
                                    Master Turambar, I think mixing those different liquids would not have caused such a long absence here … huom … mind that Master Barliman is used to the scrumpy he sells … hom … which is worse to cope with than having a blended whisky … huoom .

                                    er, looking to the left I see a nice number … huom … so I would like to offer one free wee dram for everybody around here … huom …

                                    #29856
                                    erchamion
                                    Participant

                                      Free? Do I hear the word “free” here?…….. Strange things happen at the Pony since Barli was absent …. I will use as kind offer….. :D

                                      #29857
                                      Barliman
                                      Participant

                                        Sorry, everyone – I overslept. But I was rudely awoken by the sound of someone using the forbidden word “Free” in the Pony. Hasn’t been heard here for an Age! (I’ve even forgotten what it means.)

                                        Thank you to the Tree, as ever, for keeping the place tidy and functioning while I slumbered.

                                        #29858
                                        Theobald
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                                          huoommm …. ah, it’s good to have you around here again, Master Barliman … rhuomm … especially because I’m not used to hard work, you know … huomrhuom … so now I can take my time to rest a bit among the trees outside … hom

                                          #29859
                                          hsf62
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                                            Aber nicht das du da draussen Wurzeln schlaegst….. otherwise its to hard to get back in here…:lol: Sorry, couldn’t help myself! :D

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