THE TAPROOM 3

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February 20, 2014 at 3:09 pm #29860
hsf62
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Master Barliman welcome back and I hope you don’t awake again to this nasty word “free”. A extra chilled scrumpy for myself and one bowl of this funny stuff for our Master Ent please.
February 20, 2014 at 3:20 pm #29861
Barliman
Participant
Extra chilled? I assume it’s warm there. Not so warm here, though at least the wind and rain have both lightened today.
February 22, 2014 at 7:33 am #29868
Milo
Participant
Hi Master Barliman !
I’m glad your back. Master Ent did your job perfectly (Thanks a lot Theobald, by the way).

I feel it’s time for muffins, eggs, bacon, tea, pancakes, potatoes, mushroom, saussages….3rd breakfast !
February 22, 2014 at 8:19 am #29869
Barliman
Participant
So do I! I’ll have the eggs poached, please.
February 22, 2014 at 11:43 am #29873
Theobald
Participant
huoo°ûooommm … ??? … er, I’m afraid something’s going wrong here … huom? … Master Barliman, you can’t be serious with that order …. huomrhûom … alas, alright … poached eggs won’t be the problem, not at all … huom … Master Milo, there are no muffins along with the breakfast menue, as well as pancakes, what about toast and marmelade or jam? … rhuom … no mushrooms this time of year … potatoes are only served at dinner-time … rhuom … I’m sorry, but those greasy sausages are out … rhuom … instead I could help out with freshly-fried black pudding … huom … so that is poached eggs, bacon, well-fried black pudding and beans, of course, toast and strawberry jam, and some tea-coloured liquid, fresh from the tab … huom …

er, huoom …how does it feel, Master Barliman, enjoying the Pony from a differnt point of view in front of the bar … ? … I’m just doing this to get you back behind the bar (mind I didn’t add an “s” to the last word) …. rhuoommm … something’s wrong here …
February 22, 2014 at 11:54 am #29874
Milo
Participant
All right then, I will eat what’s on the menu. 😎
February 22, 2014 at 2:23 pm #29877
Barliman
Participant
It’s a very nice view from this side of the counter, Master Tree. I think I may stay here for a while. I’ll have another pint of scrumpy while you’re dithering there.
February 22, 2014 at 4:47 pm #29878
Theobald
Participant
huoomm … er, mind please that you’re on the wrong side of the counter, Master Barliman … huomm .. anyway, it always gives a new perspective of your surroundings once you move about … rhuoomm … let’s say about 7 feet … hom … and dithering I am not at all … huomm .. I just came in again to help out, as I witnessed that it was YOU ordering … huom … though strange that is … huo^00m … so a pint of scrumpy that is … er, with or without spicy rat-tails, Master Barliman? … huomm … sorry … I just gave away those rat-tails to Nob, who’s been sleeping in the kitchen for about two weeks and hungry he was … huomm … so that’s a clear-clean-non-rat-tailed-lovely-and-honey-coloured-yellowish- liquid-thing fresh from the tab …. rhuommm … ? …. ah, yes, Sir I’ll top it up, of course … huomm … rhûom …. something’s wrong here, isn’t it … I just wonder what it is …
February 22, 2014 at 8:25 pm #29879
Barliman
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Yes, I like mine with rat’s tails, please; they give a drink a bit of a body (giving it a whole body would be weird).And don’t worry about being on the wrong side of the counter – it suits you. You give the place a much-needed air of quality. And never fear – I’m not jealous at all.

….Er, top my glass up, please, while you’re there. Thank you.
February 22, 2014 at 9:03 pm #29882
Theobald
Participant
huomm .. done
February 23, 2014 at 9:30 am #29884
Thingol
Participant
Hoummmmm I see we still have new barkeeper here…. counter is full of people from all parts of Middle earth but now form our forum… many new orcs and goblins are on the MMP user list… We cannot wait to order our favorites meals and drinks… please dear rooted bartender do not serve drinks to this outlanders and Invite a few of your Ents, to chase them out… Master Gildor is long absent form here… I hope he and his family are fine..

And please one hobbit tea form me dear friend…
February 23, 2014 at 9:33 am #29885
Thingol
Participant
Will it work again the Master Barliman or he is retired… human life deserves to retire after a long work…… nor Nob a long time I did not see here….
February 23, 2014 at 2:56 pm #29889
Theobald
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huoommm … retired? Master Barliman? … huomm … no, not at all, Master Thingol … rhûom … he lately experienced that taking a nap in the room behind the bar in the afternoon is good for his health … rhuôommm … that means he’s present, though you cannot see him … huom … but if it’s silent in here, you can hear him, of course … rhuommtidomm … hom …
Master Thingol, you complained about orcs in here … rhuom … there are none I can see, as our Ranger always takes care … rhuom? … er, well, somtimes you have to nip him a bit as he also likes to take a nap from time to time … huom …
alas, your Hobbit-Tee, I nearly forgot … rhuom … there it is, should I top it up, Sir? … huom?
February 24, 2014 at 1:37 pm #29892
Gildor
MMP Elder
Hello there everybody… it’s been a long time since I last visited the poney (though I weekly clean the orcs from those lands…)

I wish I had more time to spend but alas things grow worse and worse for me….

I’m in the process of moving again… found a sweet house but it cost both my family and myself all our savings…. mithril collecting is over for me, for at least a decade.
though I insist on keeping all m ycollection and still buying new releases (provided there are any…. which is not really the case, lately…)

I’m still around but I simply have no time left to participate… I am really sorry…. I won’t be able to update or make new cool stuff for the MMP community for at least one year or two

(I’ll keep hosting it and making it run of course)
February 24, 2014 at 1:52 pm #29893
Barliman
Participant
And we’re all grateful for your commitment to the site, Master Gildor! I hope the move and other such real-life issues continue to go well for you in the meantime.
February 24, 2014 at 2:09 pm #29894
Milo
Participant
Hi Master Gildor,

Having new house means a lot to do, and I know very well what you are facing.
As Master Barliman wrote, I hope everything is well for you and familly, especially health.
Please send my greetings to Kids and our dear Lady spider.

By the way, if you need a back-up for keeping MMP up-to-date, just let me know.
February 24, 2014 at 3:23 pm #29895
Theobald
Participant
huoomm … thank you Master Gildor for calling in here and not having forgotten this lazy bunch of us … huom … I just want to underline what Master Barliman just said … huom … so wishing you and yours all the very best and thank you for taking care of this, your website despite all the inconveniences you have to face at the moment … rhuômmm … soon there’ll be better times, I’m sure hom …
February 24, 2014 at 5:48 pm #29896
Gildor
MMP Elder
Thank you for your kind words gentlemen

well Milo, any help would be appreciated indeed, I’d have to show you how to access it (and also provide you some credentials to do so)
February 24, 2014 at 6:09 pm #29897
Milo
Participant
OK Master Gildor,

Before talking about MMP technical items, I feel we shall have a scrumpy with Master Barliman and all his great fellows.
I do not remember I could share such drink with everyone around since ages…
February 24, 2014 at 8:29 pm #29898
Barliman
Participant
Sharing drinks? No, I prefer drinking whole pints each time. I get more intoxicated more quickly that way.
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