THE TAPROOM 3

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February 6, 2016 at 4:47 pm #34076
Barliman
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G&T’s only use is for cleaning rust off swords, as far as I’m concerned. What you really need is scrumpy – makes the eyes weater and the knees tremble.
February 6, 2016 at 5:05 pm #34077
ddaines
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Barliman wrote:

G&T’s only use is for cleaning rust off swords, as far as I’m concerned. What you really need is scrumpy – makes the eyes weater and the knees tremble.

Like the old stuff we used to drink in the Minerva (inn of high repute!!) in Plymouth’s Barbican; they only served 1/2 pint at a time 😆
February 7, 2016 at 10:08 am #34079
Milo
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I use scrumpy for cleaning the floor at home, it is just brillant for hobbit feet. 😎
February 7, 2016 at 10:50 am #34080
Barliman
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That’s the good thing about my scrumpy – it’s multi-functional.
February 8, 2016 at 7:06 am #34082
Milo
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Hi master barliman, ‘time for 2nd breakfast !
February 12, 2016 at 3:03 pm #34097
Theobald
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Huuooommm … I just had a look at the announcement-picture of that Eomund-figure … rhuoommm … by now it seems to me that Master Tubb has recently developed a passion for axemen, don’t you think so? … rhuôm …
February 12, 2016 at 3:47 pm #34098
Barliman
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Yes, I was thinking the same thing. I’m unsure why he’s given Eomund an axe. It’s a nice figure artistically, but I won’t be able to think of him as Eomund!
February 12, 2016 at 5:13 pm #34100
Milo
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Sorry,I need some good ale as I just come back from,knee surgery and it is painfull for me to stay still on the sofa…
By the way,
Y I ask to see next Eomund?
February 12, 2016 at 5:27 pm #34101
Maenas
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I would not allow to pay for that ale just after a surgery… I will pay for it instead, Barli, could you serve another one for me? and for yourself too, that way maybe you join us at the painting league and cast a vote there
February 12, 2016 at 5:39 pm #34102
Milo
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Cheers master maenas, I am glad to see visitors for sofa here is not used very often. Everyone stays at the bar staring at me, a hobbit with woden plates on his leg…
February 13, 2016 at 1:06 am #34104
Theobald
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grrrruômm … gentlemen, whatever you might imagine in your wildest dreams, let me tell you that there definitely is no what you call a “sofa” in any room in the Prancing Pony … huoomm … anyway, Master Milo I really do hope that you’ll recover sooner than you have thought of from your latest pains … rhuoôm … just take some rest … please … hoummhuom
February 13, 2016 at 7:54 am #34105
Barliman
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Never fear, Master Tree – Master Milo is just feverish from his surgery. What he thinks is a sofa is really just a Man-size, high-backed fireside chair. I think he’s slept there all night without me noticing, so I may as well get him his first breakfast now, before the morning rush. He probably needs it to aid his recuperation.
February 13, 2016 at 9:47 am #34108
Thingol
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Hi Milo…. I hope your knee is better…. Get well soon, because soon we need to “walk” through the Farmer’s Maggot crop field…..
February 13, 2016 at 10:33 am #34110
Milo
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Damnit, I felt this sofa was a bit rough, I understand why now 😆
Thanks for the breafast Barliman.

Master Thingol, I need to be very patient:
40 days before walking
3 monthes before cycling
4 monthes before swimming
6 monthes before running

I am lucky enough I can eat !
February 13, 2016 at 11:00 am #34111
Theobald
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Huooommm … see, there is proof that Hobbits are a bit strange … rhûom … not being able to walk for a few days might be very much annoying, I do agree … groohuom … cycling, errr, is dangerous, as far as I know, so you better avoid it in general … rhuoôomm … swimming, you mentioned, Master Milo, but that can be done easily without moving your feet … huom … just lay down in the water of a river and let it carry you along …. huoomm … “running”? what’s that? and what is it good for? … hom … I think “running” can’t be as essential as breathing or eating and drinking, for example … hmm … if it was I would know about it, I’m sure … huoommm … Master Milo, just have some patience and don’t try to haste …. huoomtidommm
February 13, 2016 at 12:18 pm #34112
Barliman
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Looks like you need to do a lot of sitting and painting!
February 13, 2016 at 7:46 pm #34113
Thingol
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Milo wrote:

Damnit, I felt this sofa was a bit rough, I understand why now 😆
Thanks for the breafast Barliman.

Master Thingol, I need to be very patient:
40 days before walking
3 monthes before cycling
4 monthes before swimming
6 monthes before running

I am lucky enough I can eat !

… but you can paint the figures ;)…. take care on your health dear hobbit friend…
February 13, 2016 at 7:48 pm #34114
Milo
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Not easy to settle my workbench on a sofa…I will have to wait until I am allowed to sit.
February 15, 2016 at 7:05 am #34117
Milo
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Hi everyone, time for breakfast.
February 15, 2016 at 9:14 am #34118
Barliman
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In your current circumstances, I assume you want an “all-day” breakfast?
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