THE TAPROOM 3

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October 21, 2016 at 7:45 pm #35260
hsf62
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Sorry Master Milo, welcome under the table… Hmm wasent there a hobit named Undertable???:lol::lol:
October 21, 2016 at 8:13 pm #35261
Barliman
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If there wasn’t there should have been.
October 21, 2016 at 9:49 pm #35262
Theobald
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huoommm … what about a tree walking under that table? … huom … just to join company … rhûom … though I don’t know how that might work or turn out … huoooommhom
October 21, 2016 at 9:59 pm #35263
hsf62
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Come on in Bonsay we get you up to the ceiling again!
October 21, 2016 at 10:59 pm #35264
Theobald
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…. huoommm … no, can’t … sorry … hom … thanks anyway, Master Hsf62 … homrhuomtodomm
October 22, 2016 at 4:42 pm #35267
Milo
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I can’t stand anymore under the table but I might roll on barli’s belly ! 😆
October 22, 2016 at 6:13 pm #35270
Barliman
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You’ll have to be a pretty experienced mountain-climber to manage that.
October 22, 2016 at 6:48 pm #35271
Milo
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:lol::lol:
October 24, 2016 at 11:34 am #35284
Maenas
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You all put a smile on my face this morning. A round of scrumpy on my side for everyonw that’s under his table!
October 24, 2016 at 11:44 am #35285
Barliman
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That’ll cheer up Mrs B – she says that once I come out from under the table I just get under her feet!
October 26, 2016 at 10:05 pm #35287
Turambar
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Spending my holiday times in the really far west of that island I can´t believe my eyes.
I have noticed a very special bottle inside a little shop which makes me a bit nervous.
So, Master Barliman, there is a deeply need for an explanation.

[imgz url=http://mmp.faerylands.eu/uploads/32_scrumpy871.jpg]http://mmp.faerylands.eu/uploads/thumbs/32_scrumpy871.jpg[/imgz]
October 27, 2016 at 7:27 am #35288
Barliman
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Ah, Master Archer, you’re clearly in a part of our little world that ‘s inhabited by people with excellent taste. That’s the very scrumpy that we bottle here, though I normally just sell it draught. You’ll have to send me a bottle so that I can confirm its authenticity!

Meanwhile, can you tell Master Caster that a whole shedload of half-orcs tramped through the bar yesterday without wiping their feet on the wargskin mats? They all had ladders and claimed they’d come to wash the windows. But they left again through the back door with a case or two of my strongest “strong stuff” without wiping more than the pantry windows.

Outrageous.
October 27, 2016 at 2:23 pm #35289
Theobald
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huuooommm … I’m glad to hear that the wargskins are not covered with mud … huom … well, Master Archer, I know those large bottles and their content … huom … very nice stuff that is … rhûoooom
October 27, 2016 at 2:33 pm #35290
hsf62
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Well well, Master Barliman I’ve warned you not to trust those guys!
October 27, 2016 at 3:22 pm #35291
Barliman
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I know. I just don’t listen.
October 27, 2016 at 10:28 pm #35292
Turambar
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Well, first thank you for the compliment, Master Barliman.
I hadn´t the opportunity to carry bottles with me, because of that flying-thingy . . .
BUT: I can confirm the quality!!!!!!!! Very surely!
October 30, 2016 at 1:43 am #35293
mindx2
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Just stopping by for a quick drink and to compliment Master Caster on the excellent work he sent me. He is truly a gifted artisan. Many thanks my friend.
November 2, 2016 at 5:49 pm #35294
Milo
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Indeed, Master caster is a gifted artisan, full of surprises, even when he rolls under the table.
Master Holger, my turn to offer you a gallion of scrumpy !
November 2, 2016 at 9:45 pm #35297
hsf62
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That sounds great! Lets get back under the table! Master Barliman would you like to join in?
November 2, 2016 at 9:58 pm #35301
Barliman
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Er, I’m still here under the same table. There didn’t seem to be a lot of point in moving – it’s actually quite comfiortable under here once you’ve drunk enough not to notice the splinters. And it saves me from having to argue with customers.
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