The Taproom

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  • #5990
    Barliman
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      “Horizontally challenged”, Master Tree, not “vertically sized”! You’ve been drinking too many bowls of, er, water. Again.

      #5991
      Theobald
      Participant

        Huooommmm … no,ney never, I’ll do anymore … playing the wild rover … ya know … ney never, no more … rhuoommm … besides, you were absolutely right about dimensions, Master Barliman …. and besides so far I did not receive any of that bowls being promised … furthermore I don’t wish to know what gives the essence of your liquid …. huoomm … anyway … rhuoommm … have a nice evening with your regulars … huoomm … I have to go now because of some dwarven initiative … rhuoommm … no time to spend, no time to bend … alas, who was it, telling me that … rhuoommm … I cannot recall …. huoommrhuom

        #5992
        ddaines
        Participant

          Congrats then to ‘Lardo’ ;), a drink to celebrate, or two, and just to get in the party spirit some cakes and grub as well!

          “I went to an ale-house I used to frequent, and I told Old Barli my money was spent, I asked hm for credit he answered me nay, for it’s credit like yours I can get any day…..”, I think that is where your chorus comes in Master Ent :)

          #5993
          Theobald
          Participant

            Huoommm …. OH ney, never, will I play the wild rover … NO NEVER NO more …
            rhuoommm … thank you for taking part in that that good old song … rhuommm …
            though I do remember another one starting with words like …. huoommm … some Scottish melody, as “Should all …” ..rhuoomm you know that ‘Old Lang Syne’ …
            Huoommm … anyway … let’s have a toast I learned from our Irish friends:
            … Huoommm .. ahem …
            May the face of every good news
            And the back of every bad news
            Be towards us …
            (Sorry, my Gaelic has become a bit disused … so I used that English tongue … rhuomm …

            #5994
            Theobald
            Participant

              Huoommm, no, nay,never … rhuuommmtooommtidom … I will play the wild rover, no, never, no more … ahem … and it’s “No, ney never …”
              To be honest about this … I dunno …
              Rhuoomm … but in between I found a very nice translation of a Celtic toast:
              May you have foot and raiment
              a soft pillow for your head
              May you be forty years in heaven
              Before the devil knows you’re dead!

              Nice one, isnt it? rhuooommmm

              #5995
              Turambar
              Participant

                Yes it is, Master Theobald, it is. :)

                #5996
                Theobald
                Participant

                  Huoooommmm … methinks it’s time that our barkeep might offer a bowl of some of that liquid for free … rhuoomm … wasn’t it him (the barkeep, not the bowl) who suggested that fat Dwarf that won the race? … huoomm … huoommmm … I’m just thinking about Master Barliman having to win that race himself … hom … he’s not hasty, you know … rhuoommm … anyway … congrats …

                  #5997
                  Barliman
                  Participant

                    I keep on offering free bowls (tankards, mugs, or whatever receptacle tickles your particular fancy) to celebrate the rotund gentelman’s victory, but there have been very few takers.

                    I notice that – as usual – there were a couple of votes placed well after the deadline, but since they were both for Bombur anyway that didn’t make any difference to the end result.

                    #5998
                    erchamion
                    Participant
                      Barliman wrote:
                      I notice that – as usual – there were a couple of votes placed well after the deadline, but since they were both for Bombur anyway that didn’t make any difference to the end result.

                      I think that the votes “off limits” in most cases correspond to the Man and Michael. While some months have been “cast” votes from other members …..

                      #5999
                      Barliman
                      Participant

                        Why do you think that? Do Michael and The Man actually vote?

                        #6000
                        erchamion
                        Participant

                          Well, I don´t know, it has also been coincidence, but a few months, just as Michael closes the vote appears a vote more. Anyway, they are also members of the GF, isn´t it? :rolleyes:

                          #6001
                          Barliman
                          Participant

                            True enough.

                            #6002
                            Theobald
                            Participant

                              Rhuuooommm … may I have a bowl of liquid, please … Master Barliman … rhuoommm … I came a long way … huoomm hasty I was indeed … I met them Bifor, Bofur and Bombur … rhuomm … lately … rhuomm … all I can tell is that they’re well …. huomm … and a lot of homour is being taken care of … rhuomhuommhom

                              #6003
                              Barliman
                              Participant

                                I shall be very interested to meet them in due time. How are their friends?

                                #6004
                                Theobald
                                Participant

                                  Huoommm … yes, in due time you said and were right … rhuoommm … well about them friends I don’t know exactly … rhuoomm huomm … the last thing I remember before I left was that Master Thorin was smoking a pipe together with some grey-haired pipe-smoker … huoomm … but, alas, I told you that I was hasting here … that’s why I didn’t have a close look around there … rhuoommm … ahem, as for that bowl I dared to ask for … ahem … sorry … rhuoomm … me throat has become dry hasting all that long way to here … huoommm

                                  #6018
                                  Gavin
                                  Participant

                                    And now I randomly announce the completion of part one of my Battle of Mirkwood project. I’ve just completed painting the final 13 orcs for the 40-some-odd Dol Guldur Orc warparty. That means I have about 60 or 70 orcs to assail my Woodmen warband. The last 13 orcs were Prince August orcs. I am using them as placeholders until we see more Isengard orcs, at which point I’ll retire the PA ones and give the Isengarders the Dol Guldur shields.

                                    Next up (when I get back to it, that is) Celeborn’s household – a band of unarmoured Lorien elves. These will face a warband of Hithaeglir orcs.

                                    Then, or maybe at the same time, Thranduil’s army – a heavily armoured Sindarin infantry force supported by a force of thirty or so Wood Elves supported by Heladil’s Uialacu (a nine man band of elf scouts who guard the frontiers of the Elven King’s realm).

                                    After that – Beornings, more heroes, more orcs and sometime next year, an army of Dale.

                                    Tired thinking about it.

                                    But first, I want to finish up this highly annoying Rohan battle company consisting of rather too many GW plastics. Then some Rangers of the North from the same company. I might just paint the Hithaeglir orcs for one or other of them to fight while I’m at it.

                                    Gavin

                                    #6020
                                    Turambar
                                    Participant

                                      There are great projects to wait for, Gavin . . .

                                      #6022
                                      Gavin
                                      Participant

                                        Go look in the gallery section for some of the initial pictures. Hopefully I’ll get a chance to take more photos today.

                                        Beyond that…

                                        I see there’s a Helm’s Deep recall in effect, and anyone who doesn’t like the “quality” (by which I take to mean the undercoating) can return the figures.

                                        Anyone going to take them up on it?

                                        Gavin

                                        #6023
                                        Barliman
                                        Participant

                                          A bit late – I’ve already stripped the undercoat off mine. It’s amazing how much more detail there is than was first apparent! Still, a good PR decision on Mithril’s part – though I wish they’d recall the prices too…

                                          #6024
                                          Turambar
                                          Participant

                                            You speak out my thoughts, Master Barliman. A bit late, you say it right. In this particular case I am not sure what to think. I feel a little bit teased . . .
                                            I also stripped the primer off mine, and that was hell. I told it before.
                                            But- let us believe in the good will of that company. It is a gentle signal, isn´t it . . .
                                            PS: but somebody should inform master Michael, that the fellowship miniatures´primer is not in better condition . . .

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