The Taproom

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September 19, 2009 at 4:29 pm #6958
ddaines
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A Lay-away plan might be nice a deposit secures a reserve then pay by installments, when last installment is received figures are despatched.

Could get a bit messy though when trying to recoup the costs so a limit would have to be set.
September 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm #6967
Barliman
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I don’t have enough brain cells to even try to keep track of that sort of arrangement. I may just have to take out a second mortgage on the Pony.
September 21, 2009 at 10:05 am #7009
Theobald
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Huoommmmrhuoommm …. ahem, Master Barliman, may I have a bowl of that honey-coloured watery liquid, please? …. huooommm … You can have Kuna for that, of course …. rhuoommm
September 21, 2009 at 10:11 am #7010
Barliman
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Of course I can….er, what’s Kuna?
September 21, 2009 at 10:16 am #7011
Thingol
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“Kuna” is Republic of Croatia currency or english word fot this animal is “marten”
there is lot’s of martens in Fangorn forest and in croatian banks hooooommmmmrhoommm
September 21, 2009 at 10:16 am #7012
Theobald
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Huoommm … homm … you don’t know, Master Barliman? … Kuna are precious coiny things made of metal … rhuooommm … they’re well appreciated south of Bree …. homm …
ahh, thanks for the bowl …
September 21, 2009 at 10:18 am #7013
hsf62
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What’s the german word for it?
September 21, 2009 at 10:19 am #7014
Thingol
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Das Marder
September 21, 2009 at 10:20 am #7015
Theobald
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huoommm … so may I pay with a real marten Master Barliman, please? …. it’s more lively than those metal pieces and coiny things … rhuoommmm …
September 21, 2009 at 10:23 am #7016
Thingol
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Like mountaineers on the Wild West… you need to hire a few Hobbits to catch them. Those animals were quicker than wise ents
September 21, 2009 at 10:24 am #7017
Theobald
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Huoommmrhuoommmm …. it’s DER Marder, Master Thingol … and by the way I’ve also heard that they sometimes like to live in what people call cars … rhuoomm
September 21, 2009 at 10:26 am #7018
hsf62
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Thanks Master Thingol. Der Marder is not always wanted and loved, because these guys like to chew through brake hoses and electrical wires in cars….
Good idea to pay with them, so they are gone.:lol:
September 21, 2009 at 10:27 am #7019
Theobald
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Huoommmm … homrhuoommm … Master Thingol how can you believe that Ents are quick … rhuommhomhom … they just don’t make haste … huoommm …
September 21, 2009 at 10:28 am #7020
Thingol
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In our small city those tiny animals are quite frequent to see in the evenings… I hope than they would eat lot’s of car equipment so we would have less cars… I hate them… sometimes cars sometimes martens…

Master Ent are certainly agree with me… hooommmmrhooooom old way is better than the modern. Metal can not replace a tree, nor a robot man…

So dear martens I hope you’ll eat a lot and we would have world with less vehicle

Hip huraaa for kuna, marten or Marder and for Nob and for all heary beasts in this forum
September 21, 2009 at 10:28 am #7021
Barliman
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The last thing I need behind the bar is another small, hairy thing that bites, Master Tree! I’ve already got Nob. The shiny metal things are much more acceptable.

And martens are rare round Bree. We only see them in the north, in pine forests.
September 21, 2009 at 10:34 am #7022
Theobald
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Huoommmm … they don’t bite, Master Barliman, huoommm … they sometimes just chew a bit … rhuoommm … well, they even become a bit angry if you try to put them in your purse … huommm … but such is life … hom
September 21, 2009 at 10:42 am #7023
Barliman
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I’m sure that all the small critters that they eat will be very pleased to hear that martens don’t bite. I should think that the only martens that don’t bite are the ones with no teeth.
September 21, 2009 at 11:16 am #7024
erchamion
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I just found out that I’m going to be a father again.
This is excellent news for me, so Master Barliman, a round for all of the best you have 😎
By the way, I pay with Mithril coins of Moria. No other currency ….😆
September 21, 2009 at 11:21 am #7026
Barliman
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Congratulations (I assume?), Master Erchamion. Mithril coins are entirely acceptable. In fact just one is probably worth more than the entire Pony.
September 21, 2009 at 12:17 pm #7029
Theobald
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Huooommmmmmrhuoommmmmhomhom … hommm … ahem … father again?
congratulations, Master Erchamion … that really is good news … please don’t forget to pass on my congratulations to Mistress Erchamion … rhuoommm …
rhuoommm … what’s going on here? … huomm … third birth within a couple of weeks … huoomm … shouldn’t you people around here be more focused on painting, sculpting and things like that? … rhuoommhommm … now I know why the ‘Pony’ sometimes seems to be a deserted place …. rhuoommm …
anyway …
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