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March 16, 2010 at 9:14 pm #9126
twrich
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Hmmmm, Master Tree . . . when accounting for all those GF Mithrils above was the situation regarding the West Gate of Moria, and that certain Prince of the Squirrels considered?
March 17, 2010 at 8:30 am #9134
Gildor
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mmhh I don’t remember if the west gate/morlass was accounted for in my counting. you can count them though in the other thread where all the GF suggestions are mentionned
http://mmp.faerylands.eu/viewtopic.php?id=292
March 18, 2010 at 11:32 pm #9142
Turambar
Participant
Can´t fall into sleep. It is so warm in Germany, you know . . .
I think I will go downstairs and have a look at the bar. Maybe there is some special kind of midnight-drink waiting for me . . .
Mmmh, can´t find these umbrellas, where the #***## has Master Barliman put them . . .
March 19, 2010 at 6:44 am #9143
Barliman
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I don’t often get asked to put an umbrella in the drinks!! But I’m afraid that they’re all in use at the moment anyway – it’s raining outside, you see, so I said the rats could borrow them (well, you wouldn’t want watery scrumpy, now would you?).
March 19, 2010 at 8:42 am #9145
protozeus
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Oh, for a change — why not? (Still staring at this piece of Easterling in my Humpen …)
March 20, 2010 at 2:47 pm #9147
Theobald
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Huooommmm … just for a thought … rhuom … I tried to find out about the latest ‘newsletter’ of the Company (not this GF-newsletters some of us receive)… huoommm … whatever ‘news’ means, they do not seem to haste … November 09 … rhuommm … well, that’s very close to up to date, meseems … huoommm …
Master Barliman, I need a good-well-filled-and-topped-up-bowl-of that clear,clean water … rhuoomm … water I said, not that scrumpy-called-stuff-mixed-with-ingredients-that-could-kill an orc- within-a-mile-distance … huooommmm … you know what I mean …
Oh, by the by, them rats spoiled our wargskins when they came back with their umbrellars … needless pack they are, but they should have been better advised to have a jump at your scrumpy-barrels downstairs … huoommm … just to improve the flavour and taste of the liquid you use to serve … rhuoomm … hom
March 20, 2010 at 3:26 pm #9148
Barliman
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That would hardly be fair. I always wait until they’re already treading the, er, paths of the dead, before I introduce them to the scrumpy barrels. I don’t do the actual ‘controlling with extreme prejudice’ bit. I like to ensure that they live joyful, if short, lives first.

As for the ‘olds-letter’, yes, I’d noticed that too. It would be too much to hope for news of things that might interest us, I suppose – like what has happened to ‘Death to the Strawheads’. Mithril certainly seem far too laid back about their product and promoting it.
March 23, 2010 at 2:44 pm #9153
Turambar
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puuuh, there are again sooo many things on that e-vil-bay that makes me kind of upset, that I need somekind of refreshment, Master Barliman.
Master Barliman ? M a s t e r B a a a a r – l i i i i i – m a a a a n, hey hooo . . . .
March 23, 2010 at 5:36 pm #9156
Theobald
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Huoommmm … I think once again our Master Barliman is somewhere downstairs being busy with some of his what he used to call “Barliman Brew” …. huoommm … if I were you, Master Rita.de, I would not try to cause any trouble by calling out that loud … huommm … why not help yourself, instead of having Master Barliman running up the stairs and then down again? … huom
March 23, 2010 at 5:50 pm #9157
Turambar
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I would never ever pass the bar to reach the other side . . . sorry, Master Theobald. This is no self-service here . . . isn´t it ?!
March 23, 2010 at 7:42 pm #9158
erchamion
Participant
Today, is a free-help yourself-day? Master Barli had a good idea. Sure attracting customers …
March 23, 2010 at 9:27 pm #9160
Barliman
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What’s all the commotion about? – I could hear the noise all the way down in the bottom-most cellar (the one where I keep Nob). As for my whereabouts, there just hasn’t seemed much need to show myself much lately, since there seem to be no new rumours to talk about, nor even any new products that haven’t been talked about already. Does anyone know better?
March 26, 2010 at 8:43 am #9161
Turambar
Participant
Just for interrupting all these sleepy people . . .
There are very interesting suggestions around. That bard, Master Erestor, Master Angbor and this “thing” with evil roots . . .
Master Barli, I need a strong hot drink this morning. You need some rumour, Master Barkeep ?!
I have heard that Mrs. B has prepared some of her delicious cookies early this morning. Please, I would like to have one of these . . .
March 26, 2010 at 2:36 pm #9162
hsf62
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Yes, me too!
Love cookies! lol
March 26, 2010 at 3:48 pm #9163
Theobald
Participant
huoooommm … I’m not sleeping at all … huommm … and not sleepy either … rhuoomm
March 27, 2010 at 3:27 pm #9166
Barliman
Participant
I am.
March 28, 2010 at 1:03 pm #9177
Theobald
Participant
Huooommmmm … so what? … can I get a drink please, Master Barliman? … rhuoomm … well, the facts are bad, methinks … huom … as sometimes they are … gruooohhmm … so we better stick to rumours … hooommhuom … you know, Master Barliman, that there are plans about some Joopie-extra-castings being sold this year somewhere? … huoommm … alright, I should have known that this doesn’t really meet your interest … anyway … huoomm … next time I might provide a better rumour here … huoommm … but top it up, please … rhuoomm
March 28, 2010 at 1:44 pm #9178
Barliman
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Er, what’s a Joopie? Sounds like something out of Star Wars – ah, no, that was an Eopie… But I’ll top up your bowl anyway, because I’m a considerate kind of chap. Sort of.
March 28, 2010 at 5:55 pm #9182
Theobald
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Huoommm … ney, from some what you called “star wars” the word Joopie is not taken from … alas … it’s always difficult to pronounce the the sounds you use in Bree accordingly … rhuoomm … so it means something like “you” and “pea” … alas … better have had it written as “youpee” … rhuuoommm … the short form of that is UP, I think … huoommm … thanks for topping up that bowl, Master Barliman … I better learn that Breeish tongue … huom … but it might take a while and I cannot haste everything … huoooommmm
March 30, 2010 at 1:47 pm #9197
Turambar
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Ahhh, there is Milo, being our newest member!!!! Bienvenue ! Master Barliman, would you please give a round of drinks to give a warm welcome !!!!!

PS: good luck, this will be a cheep round, cause not really many people are around here in the Taproom . . .
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