The Taproom

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April 5, 2010 at 2:23 pm #9322
OriginalAragorn
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My current ones are 13 and 10. So I’m not used to having a baby around!!
April 5, 2010 at 3:52 pm #9324
hsf62
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All the best Master Aragorn.
I’m glad I’m out of the baby age…
April 5, 2010 at 4:58 pm #9325
Barliman
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Me too…
April 5, 2010 at 9:42 pm #9326
Turambar
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Me three
April 6, 2010 at 1:25 am #9327
OriginalAragorn
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Me four! oops!
April 6, 2010 at 11:34 am #9330
Arthadan
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Congratulations Master Aragorn!
April 6, 2010 at 3:36 pm #9332
Milo
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Sorry master Barliman, I got disturbed by some adventure in my kitchen.
YES I will have one pint of this fine barrel of maturing scrumpy.
Not risky at all as “Better at the later end of a feast, than the beginning of a fray.”

I shall also advise Master Aragorn: My own boy who’s 4 years old is always going around his fathers mithril miniatures to see if he could take one.

So, keep it safe !
April 6, 2010 at 3:45 pm #9334
Barliman
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Adventure in the kitchen? What, an Orc attack, or something worse? Have an ale – it never fails to make the problem seem much less significant.
April 6, 2010 at 4:09 pm #9335
Milo
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Hmmmm,
It’s one adventure to meet orcs, its THE adventure to live in a frenchy hobbit ‘s kitchen.

Not bad taste this ale. I like this oak aftertaste. Get me anotherone please.
April 6, 2010 at 4:19 pm #9336
Theobald
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Huuoommmm … just want to let you know about another matter that … rhhuoommmgrruoohuuomm
which upsets me … I just received news from the Lady being responsible for the dispatch part of The Company for some time …. huoommm … I was charged on March 1st for the three new MS-releases … huoomm … she found out that they were sent with regular mail on March 2nd … grrrrruoooommmm … I contacted her again to find out why they did not arrive here …. huoommm … the answer simply was, that obviously they are lost somewhere and that she will deal no more with that, but rather leave this to Joan, who will return back to the company next week … grrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuooooohhhhhhmmmmmmmmm …. so what?

Master Barliman, I need some liquid now that definitely is not based on any watery-etc.-things, something strong, something to hold me down … huom … you know
April 6, 2010 at 4:57 pm #9337
Barliman
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Yes, sounds like you need a drink after that frustration. Not very impressive service for such an expensive order, is it?
April 6, 2010 at 7:49 pm #9339
Theobald
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Rhuuuoommmm … not at all that is, methinks … gruuuuom … not at all I said … huomm …
though, considering all that … gruuhuom … tends me thoughts on focusing on my garden … better than on Mithril … hoooommm … the UP might have been a good piece to quit these matters honourably … huomm …
… before you ask again, Master Barliman, … rhuoommm … that liquid you served me didn’t bring me down again … I’m in need of something stronger to hold me down, as I already said …huoommm …
I think, I better go outside with them forgotten wargskins … just to … clean & leave … huoomm… as I don’t want to harm anybody around here … rhuoommm … don’t mind, please.

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April 6, 2010 at 8:19 pm #9340
Barliman
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Exit unusually HASTY Ent…
April 7, 2010 at 9:55 pm #9344
Theobald
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Huoommm … me and my garden are better by now …. … huomm
April 8, 2010 at 6:12 am #9347
Barliman
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And how are the wargskins?
April 8, 2010 at 10:52 am #9348
Theobald
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Huooommmm … them wargskins are clean again, though still a bit smelly, so to say … huooommm … but let me tell you that I was too hasty … rhuooommm … this morning those three new MS-releases arrived here … hooommm … they were sent on March 2nd … huoommm … I couldn’t know that all those postmen learned not to be hasty … rhuoommm … I think they got something wrong …. huomm
April 8, 2010 at 11:27 am #9349
Barliman
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Perhaps they got lost in the woods. You should organise your Huorns more tidily to avoid it happening again.
April 8, 2010 at 12:38 pm #9350
Milo
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Hi Everyone,

I just received a mail from Helen . My Mb535 figures is leaving Macroom today ! Hopefully, I ‘ll get my birthday present in time.
Of course, if the postman gets lost in any forest, I will request Theobald to find the fellow and show him the way to Toulouse…
This makes me thirsty.
Barliman, please provide me Two pint of good fresh ale.
April 8, 2010 at 1:03 pm #9352
Theobald
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Huuoooommmm … first of all I have to state that Huorns have got nothing to do with misleading or hampering postmen … huoommm … but what I forgot to say about the new releases is, that the primer-problem now at last seems to be solved … rhuoommm … good old non-shining-greyish undercoating which is sprayed well and regularly on all parts of the figures … huoomm … The Man was absolutely right in convincing Master Edman to use this stuff … hooom
April 8, 2010 at 6:27 pm #9367
Gildor
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Ah I had not seen master Milo was from Toulouse !) a Neighbour! quite pleasant indeed, as I am from Montpellier myself
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