The Taproom

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July 13, 2010 at 4:03 pm #10946
Theobald
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Huoommm … rhuom …. well, Master Gildor, do they also fry or bake octopuses over there? … rhuoommm … well and then there’s a mistake in the map on the right, at the very bottom of it … rhuoomm ….
July 13, 2010 at 6:15 pm #10947
Gildor
MMP Elder
the map is not by me, but the runes may be wrong as you say

about octopuses, yes these are cooked too but these are not my speciality… I prefer those they call Saté, Chop Suey, Curry or even those delicious Yakitori!
July 13, 2010 at 9:19 pm #10951
Theobald
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Huoommm … it’s not about the runes … what I meant simply is that it should read “3rd” instead of “3th” … rhuoommm … so what about that very spicy-octopussy-recepy from the “Dark Land” ? … rhuoommm … to…doomm … to … tommely-dom … just let us know, please … huom
July 14, 2010 at 7:25 am #10953
protozeus
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Ach, fellows, you are witnessing Eru’s prophetic gift in one of His lesser creatures, and all you can muse about is how to devour it. Far from surprising in this ethically challenged establishment, though …

May Radagast protect that little Paul and all of his cousins …
July 14, 2010 at 8:06 am #10954
Barliman
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What do you think was in those sausages you just ate?
July 14, 2010 at 9:28 am #10955
Theobald
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Huoommm …. as you ask, Master Barliman, about the sausages you serve … huom … when I tried to cut one of them … ahem … rhuoomm … it was an interesting mixture, so to say … rhuommm … some pig’s snout mixed with tentacles and trotters … hooommm … must be kind of an old Breeish way of cooking … rhuoomm … though I wonder where you can get hold of them covered-with-suctorial-organs-tentacles-parts-of-beings … huoommm … strange that is … rhuoomm … very strange indeed … hom ….
July 14, 2010 at 1:22 pm #10957
Barliman
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You’re just lucky I don’t charge extra for such delicacies.
July 14, 2010 at 2:23 pm #10958
Theobald
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Huoommmm … rhuom … this Prancing Pony has always been known as a place in Bree, well-known because of providing excellent accomodation, home-made food, friendly service and brews of the best … rhuoommm… that’s why I use to frequent these premises … rhuoomm
July 14, 2010 at 4:03 pm #10959
Barliman
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I thought you only came to clean the wargskin rugs.
July 14, 2010 at 5:42 pm #10960
protozeus
Participant
As I recall, Master Barliman, you promised the sausages were made from unruly Easterlings, no problems with that …
July 14, 2010 at 6:06 pm #10961
Milo
Participant
campeon del mundo.

Cheers for spanish fellows.
July 14, 2010 at 10:12 pm #10966
Turambar
Participant
Master Gildor, I think we could have a nice cool cidre here in this place, what do you think?!
July 14, 2010 at 10:47 pm #10967
Theobald
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Rhuuoooommm … cheers … huom … champions of the world … huom … I never have been contemplating that matter … huomrhuom … anyway, sounds good to me … huoomm…

As for you, Master Barliman, you can find me in the yard, cleaning them wargskin ru
gs, or what ever these trodden-furry-things are called … huoomm … one of them still bites … huom … but methinks that this might keep off those, what Master Protozeus called “unruly Easterlings” … huoommm … them fellers will not pass the threshold while I’m cleaning wargskins here … huoom .. have a nice day everybody around here … I’ve got some work to do … huuooommmrhuoomm …
July 14, 2010 at 11:47 pm #10968
Gavin
Participant
Pardon me, master tree?

Easterlings? :p
July 15, 2010 at 5:38 am #10969
Barliman
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The Tree wants me to stop putting them in sausages. Don’t know why. They taste nice and spicy.
July 15, 2010 at 5:47 am #10970
Thingol
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New member Lisa Heg is on the board…. welcome to new lost traveler… and a toast for him….
July 15, 2010 at 7:14 am #10971
hsf62
Participant
Yes, they always sneak in without paying a round…..

Anyhow… Welcome to MMP Lisa Heg!
July 15, 2010 at 7:15 am #10973
Gildor
MMP Elder
mmhh I do not want to be paranoid… but the last four members who joined in seem to be “orcs”…

I have to investigate…
July 15, 2010 at 7:22 am #10975
hsf62
Participant
No wonder they don’t pay a round……
They only drink and eat and don’t pay…
July 15, 2010 at 10:03 am #10978
Barliman
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Good disguises, though.
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