The Taproom

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November 25, 2010 at 5:54 pm #13489
Thingol
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The White council is released today … and one piece of this Mithril treasure will be on package for destination “Grandma’s garden area”

Cheers to all !
November 25, 2010 at 6:20 pm #13492
Turambar
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And surely not only for this destination !!!
Absolutely fantastic piece! Should have put Fram, the dragonslayer not on that round base . . . :rolleyes:
November 26, 2010 at 1:01 pm #13528
Milo
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Congratulation Master Turambar, You posted the 5000th reply in the Taproom !
Again, there should be a round from our lovely Barliman. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
November 26, 2010 at 1:14 pm #13530
Theobald
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Huuooommmm … wasn’t it Master Thingol? … hoommm … anyway, it’s the reason that counts.
November 26, 2010 at 1:38 pm #13531
Milo
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There are 5002 posts before this one, so It looks like Master Archer won the taproom lottery.
November 26, 2010 at 2:24 pm #13534
Barliman
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No, it was Master Thingol, so he gets the free drinks – the rest of you have to pay (as if you ever will…).
November 26, 2010 at 2:37 pm #13535
Milo
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I see why some say it is MAster thingol now ==> Master Gildor mini mini mini bug fixing is required !
the counter in viewforum.php is n-1 than the real counter.

funny funny. cheers to Master gardener then !
November 26, 2010 at 3:05 pm #13536
Theobald
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Huoommm … just as I said … huom … “free drinks” for Master Thingol? … rhuomm … that’s plural, isn’t it? … huoommm … anyway, I’ll have to pay for a nice bowl of … errr … hoommm … you know what, Master Barliman …. huom …
[[grumbles] … so he ‘s still keen on heaping up them coiny things, meseems … huom … d****d, I wish I had any of those funny things left somewhere … hooommm … ]

Huoommm …. ahem, Master Barliman, as for them flat-and-round-metal-coiny-things you seem to collect … huommm … errr, fact is, so to say … huommm … you see, trees don’t wear breeches, you know … huommm … nor boots, right? … hom … yes, you’re guessing right, Master Barliman, very well … huommm … so where to carry those things? … huomm … I just had a look … well, what can I say? … there’s no hack-silver in me twigs and branches … huoom
…………………….. alright, let me be honest with you …. huoommm … what about doing some gardening for you which might also pay well for that liquid-thing … huoommm … with that I’m an expert, so to say …. hom …. hom!!!
or would you rather have me cleaning them trodden-furry-biting-greyish-snarling-smelly-rugs again? … huooommmm … what else can an Ent do? …. huooooooommm … No, Master Barliman, no! …. rhuoommm … though, the more I consider …. rhhrrrr…huom … alright, the Christmas tree …. huoommm … I know …. no word, no movement, just standing around silently for about a week in the Pony …. huoommm … I do remember well … rhuom … one of the hardest jobs I ever had …. huooommmrhuom … so what, Master Barliman?
November 26, 2010 at 3:27 pm #13538
Barliman
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Well standing round in the Pony is what you’re good at, Master Tree. Nob will be getting the lights and baubles out any day now.
November 26, 2010 at 3:42 pm #13539
Theobald
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Huoooommmmm …. that’s what I really was afraid of …. hoomm … same procedure as last year, Master Barliman? …. huoommm … “any day now” you said …. alas I might add “I will be released” as the bard once said … rrhhuooommm …
November 26, 2010 at 5:37 pm #13540
Turambar
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zzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzz, mmmh? What? 5000th post?
No- it was my friend, the gardner, Sorry.
But, it’s the reason that counts.

zzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzz,

[Exit: archer ]
November 27, 2010 at 7:56 pm #13578
Milo
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Please master Barliman, if you have some real refreshing drinks from the south with anis, I would have 2 of it.
Sneaking in this attic has put my thirst so high !
November 27, 2010 at 8:37 pm #13581
Barliman
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Sorry, I haven’t, so you can’t. I’ve got a bottle of green gunk here, called absinth I think it is, or you can have one of Nob’s aniseed balls (not getting personal, you underrstand), but that’s about as close as I can get – to Nob or this “anis” stuff you mentioned. Or you could try some of the drain cleaner – probably tastes much the same. Otherwise we only have strong, manly drinks, such as triple-X scrumpy and, er, triple-X scrumpy. Or you could try the triple-X scrumpy.
November 27, 2010 at 8:37 pm #13582
Milo
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[Ah, there you are Barli, please, I am still waiting for some liquid. You know hobbits do not like waiting when it comes to throat…] –> posted while you were talking to me. sorry.
x-triple-x scrumpy, two please.
November 27, 2010 at 9:05 pm #13584
Barliman
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A good choice. It’ll put even more hair on your feet.
November 27, 2010 at 9:10 pm #13585
Milo
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hurmfffff….I see what you mean !
It makes me think of my old uncle’s potatoes drink…good for stomach he always said…
I need something to eat also. What is the menu tonight ?
November 27, 2010 at 10:18 pm #13590
Barliman
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A fry-up of yesterday’s leftovers (fried in scrumpy, of course).
November 28, 2010 at 9:18 pm #13607
Thingol
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I arrived after a long journey across the snow-covered roads to our favorite tavern and found for me free drink for 5000th post… thanks Master Barliman… and I would like to order drink for every tired travelers and for all the Mithril friends who happen to be here today….

….it is time to sleep now. Is there a free hobbit room today for the weary gardener, Master innkeeper… !?!?!?
November 28, 2010 at 9:49 pm #13612
Barliman
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There are empty rooms, but they aren’t free…
November 29, 2010 at 7:10 am #13616
Thingol
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Nevermind, I found excellent accommodation at place called “home”
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