The Taproom

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  • #15610
    Milo
    Participant

      With Mrs Milo, this is a very special day for us. ;)

      Please Master Barliman, bring your best Champagne to this table ! Here is the golden thing.

      Cheers ! 😆

      #15612
      Theobald
      Participant

        Huooommmmmmmm …. I’m waiting …. rhuoommm

        #15614
        Barliman
        Participant

          Aren’t we all.

          #15617
          Theobald
          Participant

            huoommm …. ? … now what? … somehow I’m afraid that our dear barkeep has learned from a tree …. rhuooommm … he doesn’t haste any more … hommm … you know what? … that’s good for him in the ent … hooomm … though, as for us … ahem, we’ll, see … that’s not what I really intended … hoommm … sorry … so, in the ent, what can we do except keep waiting and not being impatient, not trying to urge haste … rhuoommm … you know what I mean …hooommm

            #15621
            Barliman
            Participant

              I do hope the golden thing Master Milo is offering isn’t ring-shaped… I’ve had enough of that sort of thing in the Pony to last a lifetime – well, my lifetime at least, though it would mean a much longer time for an ent no doubt..

              #15623
              Theobald
              Participant

                Huoommm … well … while waiting, Master Barliman, I just think that our Master Milo has simply forgotten to bring us that what he calls “best Champangne” to the bar … rhuoommm … what ever liquid might be hidden behind that name …. huoomm … I dunno … rhuom … alas, we’re good in sitting and contemplating and not being hasty at all … rhuoommm …
                hmmmmrhhuoommmmmm … golden ring … yes, reminds me of something … err, not the one that caused you troubles inside and outside your premises … ? … no. that one it’s not again, Master Barliman … huommm … I’m sure … rhuoommm … we’ve been all through that … huom.
                anyway … let’s wait until Master Milo shows up to serve us with that liquid he seems to value most … rhuoomm … I’m afraid there’ll be no rat-tails in it …. huoommm rhuom? .. hom

                #15625
                Barliman
                Participant

                  But of course there will. It’s them that give my drinks their unique flavour. Hmmmm. Do I mean “unique”, or is there some other word that describes the flavoue better? (Patrons to write their suggestions on the back of beer-mats, and I’ll read them later.)

                  #15626
                  regalrick
                  Participant

                    I have heard some complaints too much of this”unique” scrumpy has made them into a eunuch.

                    #15627
                    Barliman
                    Participant

                      Not true at all. That only happens if they get so drunk they fall over and the wargskin rugs attack them, but the rugs have been very quiet lately.

                      #15628
                      Thingol
                      Participant

                        HAPPY BIRTHDAY MASTER TREE hoooomroooooooooom :)

                        One old song from homeland of Master J.R.R. Tolkien for you…. Cheers !

                        “A Tree Song”

                        OF all the trees that grow so fair,
                        Old England to adorn,
                        Greater are none beneath the Sun,
                        Than Oak, and Ash, and Thorn.
                        Sing Oak, and Ash, and Thorn, good sirs,
                        (All of a Midsummer morn!)
                        Surely we sing no little thing,
                        In Oak, and Ash, and Thorn!

                        Oak of the Clay lived many a day,
                        Or ever AEneas began.
                        Ash of the Loam was a lady at home,
                        When Brut was an outlaw man.
                        Thorn of the Down saw New Troy Town
                        (From which was London born);
                        Witness hereby the ancientry
                        Of Oak, and Ash, and Thorn!

                        Yew that is old in churchyard-mould,
                        He breedeth a mighty bow.
                        Alder for shoes do wise men choose,
                        And beech for cups also.
                        But when ye have killed, and your bowl is spilled,
                        And your shoes are clean outworn,
                        Back ye must speed for all that ye need,
                        To Oak, and Ash, and Thorn!

                        Ellum she hateth mankind, and waiteth
                        Till every gust be laid,
                        To drop a limb on the head of him
                        That anyway trusts her shade:
                        But whether a lad be sober or sad,
                        Or mellow with ale from the horn,
                        He will take no wrong when he lieth along
                        ‘Neath Oak, and Ash, and Thorn!

                        Oh, do not tell the Priest our plight,
                        Or he would call it a sin;
                        But – we have been out in the woods all night,
                        A-conjuring Summer in!
                        And we bring you news by word of mouth-
                        Good news for cattle and corn-
                        Now is the Sun come up from the South,
                        With Oak, and Ash, and Thorn!

                        Sing Oak, and Ash, and Thorn, good sirs
                        (All of a Midsummer morn):
                        England shall bide ti11 Judgment Tide,
                        By Oak, and Ash, and Thorn!

                        Hooooomrhommmmmmmmmm ! :)

                        #15632
                        Barliman
                        Participant

                          Ah, always good to hear a bit of Kipling in the morning. And sing hurrah for the Tree!

                          #15634
                          ESTEL
                          Participant

                            happy birthday theo!

                            #15637
                            Turambar
                            Participant

                              HO, HO I sing this song too. Absulutely great Master Thingol!
                              Congratulation to our wisest tree. Happy Birthday!
                              Let´s have a round of drinks here . . .

                              #15638
                              hsf62
                              Participant

                                Happy Birthday to you Master Ent! May your roots never fail and be summer upon you all year long!:D

                                #15639
                                erchamion
                                Participant

                                  Happy Birthday, Master Tree!!!! :)

                                  #15641
                                  Gildor
                                  MMP Elder

                                    Happy birthday dear friend! May your leaves always grow green and strong!

                                    #15644
                                    Milo
                                    Participant

                                      Happy Birthday Master Ent !

                                      And here is the Champagne you were waiting for !

                                      I will sing also with everyone.
                                      Santé !

                                      #15647
                                      imisel
                                      Participant

                                        Habby Bibrshdeey …. mastrer treey…. hick!!! uups! (Iiiiii think that I’ve drungk toooo mushhh ofsh thesh ent-droguths this morgningg…. Aldought, I feel myslefv funny!!) hurray Theobald!!!

                                        #15652
                                        shadyt
                                        Participant

                                          Happy Birthday, Master Ent!

                                          #15655
                                          Wendy
                                          Participant

                                            Happy Birthday Master Theo! Here is a cake and a bowl of nice clean, clear liquid.

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