The Taproom

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March 30, 2011 at 2:43 pm #16410
hsf62
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Having fun so to say!:cool:
March 30, 2011 at 2:45 pm #16411
Barliman
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My scrumpy is organic too – it contains rat organs…
March 30, 2011 at 2:47 pm #16412
hsf62
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I know Master Barliman, very natural!
March 30, 2011 at 2:48 pm #16413
Barliman
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And very juicy.
March 30, 2011 at 2:49 pm #16414
hsf62
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Rat’s are a part of nature too! 😆
March 30, 2011 at 2:57 pm #16415
Theobald
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Huoommm … again I’m too late … hom … anyway, why haste? … huoooooommm … absolutely great diorama, Master Ddaines, and it seem to be quite tall … rhuomm …
Huom, now, gentlemen, when I before used the word “finger basket” I really meant it and wasn’t referring to that oily-boily-bony-meatless stuff that KFC (mind the word chicken in it … huoomm … our American-English-speaking friends here might guess that it does not refer to an animal, but rather suggests that that company doesn’t dare to sell what we call a meal, right?) … huommm … that had to be said … rhuuoommm …
as for those “finger baskets” I learned that, a very long time ago, it was a habit of barkeeps, at least around a town called Cirencester … huoomm … after kitchen was closed in a pub after lunchtime and you were late on a Sunday afternoon … huoomm … as sometimes I are and have always been … huoommm … the only thing you could get, in case you know the lady of the house, was a “finger basket” … err … that is you can get what is left from lunch, but nicely warmed or even heated up again and served in a basket, excluding cutlery or other luxuries … huoommmm … that’s why this came to my mind, when I thought “what the heck is our dear Master Barliman doing with the rest of those nutrias after they’ve got rid of their tails ?” …. huoomm … see, I’m just guessing still …. hoommm … or has anybody around here ever been offered a nice spicy, hot nutria-curry? … huommm … at least it’s not on the missing menue ..
March 30, 2011 at 2:59 pm #16416
Theobald
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Huoommm … Master Hsf62, meseems that rats very often are apart from nature, aren’t they?
March 30, 2011 at 3:12 pm #16417
Theobald
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Huoommm … what is it? … rhuooommm … whenever I just start to explain some serious matter people leave and leave me alone … rhuoommm … must be because of that nicely-cleaned and half-living warg-skins they’re afraid of … huoomrhuomm … no problem that is … once you witness that one of them tries to raise its head …. huom … give him a k**k … that’s all there is.
March 30, 2011 at 3:16 pm #16418
hsf62
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Yes they are!
I like them!
In a stew, on a spit or in the scrumpy!:lol:
March 30, 2011 at 3:43 pm #16419
Barliman
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OK, I’ll add them to the menu.
March 30, 2011 at 5:07 pm #16422
Theobald
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Huoommm … as “finger baskets” on a late Sunday afternoon, please … huoommm … after Nob left the kitchen … rhuuoommm … ??? … —>>> ??? … errrrrrr, did I get something wrong or does a “Prancing Pony” menu really exist? … that’s interesting indeed … hoommm …
March 30, 2011 at 6:08 pm #16423
Barliman
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Well, it did once, but I think Nob ate it. As far as food goes, these days I work on the principle that if it isn’t ion the table-cloth, we don’t serve it.
March 30, 2011 at 10:06 pm #16427
Theobald
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Huoommm … I see, you’re just trying to call the good old Pony a “restaurant” … huoomm … I don’t mind …. so whenever there’s no cloth on the tables, which does not provide cutlery with a nicely curved napkin, it simply means: “No food today” … rhuoommm … besides, Master Barliman I just witness that this Nob is not only chewing your last menu, he also stuffed himself up with my bar taps … rhuoommmm … nasty lad he is …. huoommm …
March 30, 2011 at 10:35 pm #16428
Turambar
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. . .the song Master Theobald has in mind is not called “no food today”, it is called “no milk today”. Performed by KermitsHermitsHermmansMermits . . .
I hope this place will have got milk tomorrow morning . . .
March 31, 2011 at 6:29 am #16433
Barliman
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[large]MILK ?????[/large] – in the Pony? Wash your mouth out!
March 31, 2011 at 7:48 am #16435
Turambar
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In fact I have expected such reaction from you, Master Barliman.
No doubt, that bree´ish people has got no sense for real coffee culture . . .
I need a bit for my strong coffee. After that I have to put the coffee inside my eyes to weak up . . .
March 31, 2011 at 8:32 am #16439
Milo
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I did not know we could weak up with coffee 😆
I prefer a big breakfast with the coffee. Nob ? what’s on menu today ?
March 31, 2011 at 10:01 am #16441
Thingol
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Should be ox, again !
March 31, 2011 at 11:41 am #16444
Barliman
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Sounds painful.
March 31, 2011 at 12:05 pm #16445
hsf62
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Coffee in the eyes??
I can’t see clearly now…. 😆
Rather a Ox for breakfeast!
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