Huooommm … sure you are, Master Turambar? … rhuoommm … sorry, but I never remember all those birthday-things as there are so many …. huomm … rhuooommm? … hmmmm …
I simply do trust you, Master Turambar, so … ahemm … errr …
Huoommm … happy birthday, Mistress Wendy … huom …
as a surprise I give you my 3100th post …. rhuoomm ….
Huuoommm … not yet, Master Turambar, maybe next week … rhuoomm …hoomm … they cannot haste everything in the Company, you know … hom … and it’s hard to pack an awakening Balrog … rhuom …
Huuoommmm … nice to have you back here again, Mistress Wendy …. rhuoomm … a round for everyone is more than generous, meseems …. huom … thank you very much … hom … hmmm … never had a round of bowls for myself, very nice … hoooommmmm
Huooommmm … right you are, Master Barliman, very right indeed, it’s better to have something in the bowls … huoomm … so I take all them empty bowls outside with me using them for gardening … huomm … nice place for new plants, I guess … rhuoommm-toomtidommm hoppelidommm ahh-hommm
Huuoommm …. our Elf isn’t blind, as he said, of course … rhuoomm … but now we know where he’s strolling around when he’s absent here … huoomm … that keeps me thinking … huom