The Taproom

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  • #3363
    Theobald
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      Huuoommm …. nothing much around here meseems …. huoomm … I might take the time to undust those doormats again … huommm … no, before that I will have to fill that bowl with some liquid … rhuoomm … oh, there are those tabs Master Barliman spoke of …. rhuoomm … strange it is that people forget to take home what they payed coiny things for …. hommmm …
      …… then there’s that half-rotten wall over there … maybe a picture will do covering those stained parts of …. huoommm …. alas, even the plaster is giving in or out … huoommm … I will fix it later … huoommm …. of course you can have a light, Man in the Dark, though this now has turned out to be a non-smoking business inside here … rhuoommm … just to let you know …

      #3365
      Barliman
      Participant

        Alas, the problem is that there is no fresh news, and The Man didn’t live up to his promise to tell me more about the M range he’s been working on – which means no fresh rumours either…unless you know better, Master Tree?

        #3367
        Theobald
        Participant

          Huoommmm … no, sorry I don’t know better …. rhuoomm , I just can remember some ideas the Man had …. rhuoommm … one of that was that some dwarvish bodyguards were thought of being offered last month … ahem … if time permits … rhuoomm … but as what you call September has passed by now … you know what I mean …. huoommm … sorry, I hope I didn’t leave a mess in your premises … I just tried to be helpful …. rhuoommm … not riddleing (or however that word might be spelled) this time, Master Barliman? … hom

          #3370
          Barliman
          Participant

            People have riddled in this establishment before, when they’ve imbibed a little too much, but I always use Nob to mop up afterwards.

            #3374
            ddaines
            Participant
              Barliman wrote:
              People have riddled in this establishment before, when they’ve imbibed a little too much, but I always use Nob to mop up afterwards.

              😆;) very droll Barli!

              #3377
              Barliman
              Participant

                Nob doesn’t think so.

                #3378
                ddaines
                Participant

                  Just as well he is a pot-wash and not a Fuller! :P

                  #3380
                  Barliman
                  Participant

                    Depends on the kind of pot you mean.

                    #3382
                    regalrick
                    Participant

                      It seems the Witchking in true form and Prince Theodred are ready to take their leave of Macroom.

                      #3384
                      Barliman
                      Participant

                        Ah, that is good news. But that business of Theodred falling ‘in the defence of Osgiliath’ is an unfortunate copy-writing blunder for a company that makes a living from the sale of Tolkien products!

                        #3385
                        erchamion
                        Participant

                          Yes, I too have seen the error :/. Maybe we should send an email to Michael …………

                          #3386
                          ESTEL
                          Participant

                            Oh, and I was so shocked about reading this, that I doubted I have read the books intensively enough, as I did not remember Theodred dying in Osgiliath. I thought he died defending the Fords of Isen- one can easily think, that Saruman intended to kill him as Theodred was one of Sarumans biggest foes in Rohan beside Eomer. The latter survived tzhe rise of Saruman, Theodred did not.

                            Such faults should not happen on the Mithril homepages.

                            Another question: has anyone of you got a newsletter concerning the next suggestion round? I have not until now.

                            NAMARIE
                            estel

                            #3387
                            Kenakko
                            Participant

                              Yes, an unfortunate gaff. Once, long ago, the man himself mentioned to me that he was one of the proud and few who’d even read LOTR in Macroom.:/ Hopefully that has changed by now!

                              #3388
                              ddaines
                              Participant

                                No news-letter, it was just there! Perhaps Michael has been sacked for killing Theodred in the wrong location, lol :D

                                #3390
                                Barliman
                                Participant

                                  I imagine you’ve all received your newsletters by now – mine arrived late this afternoon. Not that there’s actually much news in it…if you except the revelation (by reading between the lines) that Theodred was seemingly moonlighting in the South while his otherwise unacknowledged twin brother was being diced at the Fords of Isen.

                                  #3391
                                  Wendy
                                  Participant

                                    I’m afraid having two of the trolls wrestling would require renaming and ideally, adding a stick to the current troll. William is made, but he is one of the wrestlers according to the scene in the book. Tom would be poking Bill and Bert with a stick (or at least have a stick in his hands). If the stand alone one was given a stick and renamed Tom, then the other two could be posed as wrestling. This would probably require permission from Dave, suggester of William, and Tom, suggester of Tom (:lol:).

                                    If someone would like to give it a go, by all means…

                                    #3395
                                    ddaines
                                    Participant

                                      Permission Granted! :D

                                      #3396
                                      jdbrown55
                                      Participant

                                        Wow! Have I missed a lot of gossip? (Shaking the dust off of my shoes and sitting down) How is everyone here in the famous Pony?

                                        #3397
                                        Barliman
                                        Participant

                                          Getting on famously! But very little gossip, alas. Nob and the wargskin rugs have gone into hibernation, but that’s about it.

                                          #3414
                                          twrich
                                          Participant

                                            A voice from a ranger in one of the darker corner’s says: “After a long journey in the Wilderness, I am glad to find the Pony in good company. I had hard and far travels, and admit that I was lost for a few days; but with the help of some friends, I found my way. Well Master Barliman, an ale please, and a round for all! What Nob? A no smoking area?”

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