Reply To: Scrumpy all round!

Huooommmmm …. oh my goodness, Master Barliman … can’t you please be patient for a while … rhuoommm … I told you that the rumour was wrapped in those wargskins, didn’t I? huoommm … so in case your obedient Nob has managed to nail those wargskins to the floor by now … as you, Master Barliman asked him to do ….. rhuoommm … that rumour now might be exactly between floor and wargskins; being nailed closely … alas …. huommm … I promised to
provide that rumour in the new ‘Pony’ … rhuooommm … I really did. But then I couldn’t know that impatience drives a must trusted and most appreciated barkeep to order one of his most unreliable helpers/servants (though he does not serve a lot though I imagine what serves him best) to nail that rumour between floor and skin … .huooommmm … you should never be that hasty in matters you’re not familiar with …. rhuooommmm …. so what can I do now?
Rip off those rotten wargskins and damage the new shiny floorboards? ….. huoommm … oh, hmmm … by the way, did Nob find anything between those skins? …
I did all I could to move that rumour from our last Pony to this place ….. huoommm … I even wrapped it in wargskins – just to hide it, of course…. huommm … that’s why hsf62 was able to overtake me on the way here …. though he had an idea about this …. rhuommmm … and in the end you let it nail to the floor …. sorry …. well, what I could do is simply try to remember what the rumour was about ….. huooommmm …. so we don’t have to damage the floor of this very nice new place right at the beginning ….. huooommmm … what do you think about this, Master Barliman? …. a bit of less haste could help, methinks. Please tell me. Hom.