Reply To: The Taproom

MMP Mithril in Middle-Earth The Prancing Pony The Taproom Reply To: The Taproom


You shouldn’t use the s–mm–g word in here, Master Axe, or you’ll upset my smaller customers, who have an aversion to w—r, as you’ll recall. As for the teasing, the problem is that The Man tells some of us various things at various times (and not always the same things or at the same time!) but then asks us not to tell anyone. Now that’s what I call teasing.

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