THE TAPROOM 4

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November 14, 2017 at 9:01 am #915
Barliman
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Ah, that’s better – room to breathe!

Make sure you take a look at my new topic: “Tolkien’s World on Amazoin Prime”. Startling news indeed!
November 14, 2017 at 9:01 am #36563
Barliman
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Ah, that’s better – room to breathe!

Make sure you take a look at my new topic: “Tolkien’s World on Amazoin Prime”. Startling news indeed!
November 14, 2017 at 9:09 am #36564
Thingol
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how beautiful and clean is this renovated inn. Have you spent a lot of time on the renovation… Please can I drink one beer, master innkeeper ! Thanks
November 14, 2017 at 9:27 am #36566
Milo
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Wahou, brand new sits and tables ? Even some low furniture for eveyone of my kind ? This calls a Big brekafast then !

[large]à table !!!!!!!!!!!!![/large]
November 14, 2017 at 9:57 am #36567
Theobald
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huooomm … alright … I thought I’d be the only one around here … huom … at least some Hobbits seem to frequent this place
November 14, 2017 at 10:03 am #36568
Barliman
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Yes, but they never pay their bills! Never mind – they make the place look lived in , which makes it a more comfortable place to be.
November 14, 2017 at 10:13 am #36569
Milo
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Master Barliman, you cannot say hobbits do not pay:
We eat more than we pay of course. But it’s just due to food’s volume compared to these littles coiny things’

BTW here are few more golden coins for your Big & Full purse. [large]KSCHINK[/large]
November 14, 2017 at 10:27 am #36570
Barliman
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Sorry, I should have said “don’t pay their full measure”. I have audited financial accounts here that indicate you owe more “kschinks” than I suspect you can afford. Nob here is working off his own debt by serving behind the bar. But I suspect that if I tried that with you, you’d drink the place dry in no time.
November 14, 2017 at 12:38 pm #36571
Milo
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:lol::lol::lol:
November 14, 2017 at 3:40 pm #36573
Maenas
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Some birds came to my place and told me there was something new at the pony… Happy to be around… some hot black tea please master, pour a cup for our friend in the dark corner too. ^^
November 14, 2017 at 9:11 pm #36578
ddaines
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Mmnn, well, a bit tidy at the moment, but I’m sure a few rowdy evenings will sort that out. Must check out your comment Master Inn-keep, heard a mention on the radio this morning when driving to work. They mentioned permission from the family/estate I believe and stated ‘before FotR, so without reading your link does this mean Silmarillion territory?
November 14, 2017 at 11:41 pm #36579
Nob
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ah well well, master ! master ! how can I be of service? brand new place, same old folks… maybe I could cook something new ? I learned some recipes in my travels south , maybe I could suggest some exotic meals?

oh well, and long time no see gentlemen, how are you all? some fresh pints?
November 15, 2017 at 12:15 am #36580
Theobald
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huoommm … a bowl, not a pint, please … rhuom … then I’ll be fine … no exotic new meals, thanks … huom …
November 15, 2017 at 9:33 am #36582
Milo
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Well Nob, Exoctic sounds fine to me, as long as my breakfasts are served in time and big enough. 😎

By the way, I see you are getting taller…Please do not grow too much nor too fast.:rolleyes:
November 15, 2017 at 9:40 am #36583
Barliman
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Actually, Master Milo, I think it’s you getting shorter…
November 15, 2017 at 1:19 pm #36586
Thingol
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Barliman wrote:

Actually, Master Milo, I think it’s you getting shorter…

You know, hobbits sometimes see a distorted picture of people or creatures around them. Our height sometimes disrupts our eyes. Especially after a few big mugs filled with your excellent beer master Innkeeper…
November 15, 2017 at 5:11 pm #36587
hsf62
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Very nicely done up! Exept the wargskins…. still the same old Hobbit biting things!😆
November 15, 2017 at 5:12 pm #36588
hsf62
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Oh, by the way Master Thingol where is this excellent beer you mentioned above? Can’t find it!
November 16, 2017 at 1:27 am #36593
Theobald
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grruuuôommm … the wargskins are again thoroughly cleaned and brushed, Master Hsf62, whenever our barkeep chose to open a new room … grûom … so you better use them doormats before you trod all that mud inside these premises … alas … rhuôm … anyway … er, Master Barliman, all drinks until tomorrow are on me … it’s just free drinks for anybody around here (except orcs) because of my 54th entry … rhuom … cheers everybody
November 16, 2017 at 7:22 am #36594
Milo
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Barliman wrote:

Actually, Master Milo, I think it’s you getting shorter…

Not yet, I’m still taller than my son.

Theobald wrote:

grruuuôommm … the wargskins are again thoroughly cleaned and brushed, Master Hsf62, whenever our barkeep chose to open a new room … grûom … so you better use them doormats before you trod all that mud inside these premises … alas … rhuôm … anyway … er, Master Barliman, all drinks until tomorrow are on me … it’s just free drinks for anybody around here (except orcs) because of my 54th entry … rhuom … cheers everybody

Merci Master Ent for the drink. At least this time Master Barliman won’t complain I do owe him any coiny things (BTW, where on ME does he hide all these ? :rolleyes:)

I noticed also about talking here that I caught Master Barliman, just above 40th entries. So everyones meals are on me today.
Now Master Barliman can complain again. 😆
Would anyone like a 2nd breakfast with biting hobbit ?
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