THE TAPROOM 4

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March 26, 2020 at 11:27 pm #38608
Theobald
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huuoooom … of course the Pony’s open … rhuooom … what’s your order, Master Erchamion? … gruommm … I didn’t understand everything you just said … hom … but that doesn’t matter …
March 27, 2020 at 10:19 am #38609
Milo
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Hi,
I would go for a pint of ale please.
March 27, 2020 at 10:53 am #38611
hsf62
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Master Milo I’m with you!
March 27, 2020 at 11:52 am #38613
Sam Wise
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Theobald wrote:

huuoooom … of course the Pony’s open … rhuooom … what’s your order, Master Erchamion? … gruommm … I didn’t understand everything you just said … hom … but that doesn’t matter …

Master Ent, I will say that the quote is not from the books but picked up from the movies … and this strange language used by Master Erchamion is not used in Middle-Earth .

Milo wrote:

Hi, I would go for a pint of ale please.

hsf62 wrote:

Master Milo I’m with you!

I’m with you too ! … I can wait of course if Master Barliman is busy.
March 27, 2020 at 12:05 pm #38614
erchamion
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If you lacked the language like me and you only had bones like me, you would have the same problems when it comes to pronouncing correctly. I also recorded it on video ……

https://youtu.be/k6C8SX0mWP0
March 28, 2020 at 12:16 am #38615
Theobald
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huuooOm … now, gentlemen, please have some patience with me … rhûomm … I am not used to serve that many thirsty people at a time for quite a while here … huoommm … and … er … to be honest …. huomm … you know I cannot haste everything … hom …. well, at the moment I’m trying to help out here a bit as I did several times before whenever Master Barliman was absent or busy or on holiday or I dunno … huoommm … I feel a bit obliged with doing that by now …
ahrrhuûOommmm … you know I’m not that skilled with barkeeping and balancing those tiny pint-mugs around … huom … so, let me see …. that’s 3 pints of watery light ale so far … huom … er, gentlemen, that’s it? …. grrrûHOM … you’re not here to spend your time talking in whatever languages you prefer … rhuom … a barkeep just is able to be friendly if there’s any chance of earning some poor coiny-things, you know … hmmm … I will have to report this to Master Barliman …. hom
anyway … very nice, Master Erchamion, and excellent that is … keep on, please … huoom … anything else gentlemen? … nice new scrumpy? a breakfast, Master Milo?, or two? … come on … oooops … I nearly forgot the Man in the Dark, so one more pint of ale and some special pipe-weed … alright then … huommm …
March 30, 2020 at 8:56 am #38616
Milo
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Yes a breakfast with 2nd ale will do my dear Friend Ent.
About coiny things, here is my contribution:
[imgz url=http://mmp.faerylands.eu/uploads/553_coinsathtebar.jpg]http://mmp.faerylands.eu/uploads/thumbs/553_coinsathtebar.jpg[/imgz]

Cheers everyone, may your family & friends be all safe !
March 30, 2020 at 4:36 pm #38619
Theobald
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Ahhh …. rhûomm …. looks fine, Master Milo … so, 2nd breakfast and first ale will be served very soon … huooom … and by the by that nice pottery figure on the bar, the one with that slot in it, is just for a tip … huuuUômmm … and yes, cheers to everyone around here and elsewhere … huom … stay safe, please … hom
March 30, 2020 at 7:06 pm #38621
Thingol
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To be or not to be safe…. that is the question… good luck to all…. I hope this problem with this strange virus will come to its end soon…. cheers
March 30, 2020 at 10:59 pm #38622
Theobald
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huoomm … dear Master Thingol, here in the taproom you’re safe anyway … hoom … but in case you might consider to rent a room here in the back of the premises … rhûom … some dark shades I have lately seen over there … grrrrûommm … hoomm … please don’t step out into the backyard of the Pony – I don’t rent them rooms any more … gruômmm … for those who still are resistent to anything ,like me, …ahemm … this afternoon I was quite busy creating a very new brand of that good-old scrumpy-liquid I found in the barrels downstairs behind the bar … huom???? … no, Master Barliman won’t complain about this, I’m sure … so, I combined the liquid with hot fried rat-tails at the top … huoomm … anyone who’s interested in this … ? … rhuôm … er, no one? … stay safe, please, gentlemen and gentle ladies … homm… and never mind, it’s just me, the tree
March 30, 2020 at 11:27 pm #38623
erchamion
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Rat-tails? have I heard correctly? You know I like anything with rat-tail ….. fried? …. Hmmmm … smells good ….. I’ll have some of that before I go to sleep ….. Maybe I won’t open my eyes again after drinking it …..
March 31, 2020 at 7:33 am #38624
hsf62
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New scrumpy? Awesome! I would like one too!????
March 31, 2020 at 8:31 am #38626
Milo
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I will have a go, and maybe more !:cool:
March 31, 2020 at 11:11 pm #38627
Theobald
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huoohOOmmrr°uom … please stay to be patient, please… huom … heads up always means to swallow down that new scrumpy better … rgruohm … though them tails are a bit scratchy, arn’t they … gruhooomm … I’m afraid I#m not the best barkeep in Bree … huommm … but I never never wanted to be … alas … can you really imagine a very busy Ent behind the bar here … gruûommm … at the moment I’m just trying to do what I can … hOOOMMM ….keep safe, pleae ….
April 1, 2020 at 1:51 pm #38631
hsf62
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Master Ent you are the man …. ehm wanted to say you are the tree ehm Ent!!!:lol::lol:
April 1, 2020 at 11:27 pm #38632
Theobald
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huooommm …. busy I am all day long, that’s what really helps since Nob got lost … err, not to mention that barkeep … grûommm. … cheers, Master Holger … keep on and stay safe, please … HOOOmmmm … that’s very most important these days … hmm … yes!
April 2, 2020 at 8:34 am #38633
erchamion
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Confinement within the barrow is very boring. There are no dupes walking around nearby. Everyone is in their houses ……. hummmm ….. I guess how it should be …..
April 2, 2020 at 11:43 pm #38634
Theobald
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huoomm…. Master Erchamion, please never mind what it is like outside … HOM! … you just have to stay in the Pony and be patient just a little bit still … grûoomm … you know, don’t haste, please … hmm … hom … some special scrumpy might do for you … ??? er, I usually don’t add them tiny umbrellars with it … anyway … huuOmmm … just stay safe, that’s all you need at the moment … huom… the Pony isn’t outside whenever you’re inn … er, yes … sorry, I’m just a tree …keep on,please … simply snore and sleep well … just smile for a slight moment … that helps a lot … hûoommm
April 3, 2020 at 5:23 am #38636
twrich
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Thank you Master Ent for remembering me. And I have enjoyed the ale and that special weed you provided, tastes like Southfarthing! I also wish you all good health and that includes mental health in these times. I will be here often, minding my own affairs at my quiet little table in that dark corner.
April 5, 2020 at 3:14 pm #38637
Gavin
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morning all

cough cough splutter cough.
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