THE TAPROOM 5

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January 24, 2021 at 10:28 pm #39382
twrich
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Hello Gildor, come have a glass of wine with me in the Pony.
February 5, 2021 at 6:05 pm #39393
ddaines
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Master Barliman, congratulations on your winning idea
February 5, 2021 at 6:31 pm #39394
Barliman
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Thank you. I hadn’t noticed yet that Ar-Phar. had won! I’m very pleased by that. It will be very interesting indeed to see The Man’s interpretation of how a High Numenorean of the kingdom’s final days might have looked.
February 21, 2021 at 5:23 pm #39402
Fabrice JACOB
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From Théobald cause wrong way

No, sorry Master Barliman, I’m just dusting a bit around here. I also cleaned my tiny bowl from them spider webs which do not go well with rat-tails in the liquid. Hmm … I like this help-yourself-service here as nearly all bars and inns, and so are taverns are closed. I was busy all day in the Mathom House here around the next corner. er … huomm … corner?
I’ll go over to that dark corner now to bring the man there a well-filled pint of beer and a small portion of that weed for his pipe.
Wishing you all the very best, melads and meladies … rhuôOOmmhumm …
February 21, 2021 at 5:36 pm #39403
Theobald
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thank you so very much, Master Jacob. h°UUUOmmmrhuom … very kind that was indeed … huom .. if you just have a look of my number of posts you might guess that in these days some things might go wrong … hmm … Hòmmm
February 27, 2021 at 4:18 am #39416
twrich
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Thank you very much, Dear Ent; and especially for the pipe weed! 😎 It tastes very good, is it Southfarthing? Well, it has been lonely in the Tap Room lately, but on the bright side, I’ve caught up on my naps in my dark corner! So it is especially nice that some friends stop by from time to time for a swig and a puff. And thank you Fabrice for contributing so many wonderful images and your contributions to our group. Take care all, Spring is coming!!
February 27, 2021 at 11:32 am #39419
Barliman
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However many further hardships await us, at least we’re all still here – well, I hope we are. I just wish I was getting more painting and modelling done than I am. It’s amazing that the old adage about jobs expanding to fit the time avaiable remains perpetually true!

Keep safe, one and all.
February 28, 2021 at 1:42 pm #39423
Theobald
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ahhh … our barkeep’s back again …. ehem, rhûhûhommm, Master Barliman, may I please have my bowl filled again with that liquid I prefer, as you might remember in your lumber-room-like-backyards-of your-memory … huoom … just keep on smiling from time to time, but don’t haste … rhuoOm

oh, Master Twrich, of course it was the finest Southfarthing I could find in a hurry … huom … it’s great that you recognized it immediately … hom
March 19, 2021 at 8:11 am #39444
Milo
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Hi everyone, time for 2nd breakfast !

Master Barliman,

I will please have breakfast and the promised new scrumpy.
March 19, 2021 at 10:12 am #39445
Barliman
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The bowl of rotting apples on the bar is the newest scrumpy I have. Or do you want the liquid stuff? It costs extra, but is much nicer.
March 19, 2021 at 5:39 pm #39446
Milo
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Both please
March 19, 2021 at 5:47 pm #39447
Barliman
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I admire your ill-advised optimism… I’ll make sure there’s a bucket ready to hand just in case.
March 20, 2021 at 11:27 am #39448
Theobald
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huoomm … Master Milo, please mind that the bucket means extra-service …. rhuom … could be a bit expensive … hom
March 20, 2021 at 1:47 pm #39449
Milo
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????????????
March 20, 2021 at 2:28 pm #39450
Barliman
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It’s only right that them as fills the bucket should also empty it. Ergo, no additional cost to the customer. If, on ‘tother hand, Nob has to empty it, then there obviously has to be a handling (yuk…) charge.
March 22, 2021 at 9:57 am #39457
Milo
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Hips, no need for bucket, but a refill after what hapened on saturday evening with Rugby 6Nations game between France & Wales.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb6o50M_6VM

My turn to offer a drink to everyone !
Chreers !
March 24, 2021 at 1:17 pm #39467
ddaines
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Master Barliman, my commiserations at the news (newsletter), may I buy you a flagon or two of scrumpy (with rat-tails) to help console you
March 24, 2021 at 1:47 pm #39468
Barliman
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I believe that my response to this news, is, in the vernacular, best rendered as “Oh b*gg*r”; but yes, I was rather surprised that he got as far as he did. It was worth a try! I’ve already downed a pint or two to drown my sorrows.

Perhaps the figure can be released as an unnamed late King of Cardolan?
March 24, 2021 at 2:51 pm #39469
ddaines
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Barliman wrote:

I believe that my response to this news, is, in the vernacular, best rendered as “Oh b*gg*r”; but yes, I was rather surprised that he got as far as he did. It was worth a try! I’ve already downed a pint or two to drown my sorrows.

Perhaps the figure can be released as an unnamed late King of Cardolan?

I think on the bright side as they are going to release it so why not suggest that .
March 24, 2021 at 4:39 pm #39470
ddaines
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ddaines wrote:

Barliman wrote:

I believe that my response to this news, is, in the vernacular, best rendered as “Oh b*gg*r”; but yes, I was rather surprised that he got as far as he did. It was worth a try! I’ve already downed a pint or two to drown my sorrows.

Perhaps the figure can be released as an unnamed late King of Cardolan?

I think on the bright side as they are going to release it so why not suggest that .

And of course, once he is released, whatever ‘legit’ heading he is given, he will still be Ar-Pharazon the Golden
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